{"id":2043,"date":"2014-01-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-17T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2043"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:40:04","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:40:04","slug":"excel-twitter-20140117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/01\/17\/excel-twitter-20140117\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140117"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel Twitter 20140117\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/twitter20140117_156.png\" alt=\"How can Excel make labeling a chart seem like rocket science?\" width=\"134\" height=\"134\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>All the cool kids are hooking up their laptops to their televisions, so they can watch waterfall chart tutorials on YouTube.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Getting a convoluted excel formula to actually work is strangely satisfying.<\/li>\n<li>For future reference Excel, I am ALWAYS sure I want to keep the workbook in this format.<\/li>\n<li>Most of my dates come from women witnessing the fluidity and effortless efficiency of my excel work<\/li>\n<li>Told my boss I was a pro at excel. (I am not a pro at excel.)<\/li>\n<li>just used the Visual Basic Editor to make 11 copies of an excel worksheet in a workbook *flexes muscles*<\/li>\n<li>People at work keep confusing &#8220;programming&#8221; with &#8220;using the basic utilization of excel&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>How can Excel make labeling a chart seem like rocket science? #ihatemicrosoft #stillconfused<\/li>\n<li>Oh screw you, you long-winded Excel worksheet. Just sitting there and judging me like you&#8217;re all that.<\/li>\n<li>I just got really excited bc I realized I can hook up my work laptop to my tv at home to look at Excel spreadsheets.<\/li>\n<li>finished my big excel project at work only to accidentally click &#8220;do not save.&#8221; i am so angry i have cycled back around to weirdly calm.<\/li>\n<li>Would totally bet all the cool kids are going to @YouTube to view videos on how to create a waterfall chart in excel like I just did.<\/li>\n<li>If anything will bring me to tears at work, it&#8217;s losing a wksheet I spent 3 hours on because excel crashed &amp; I&#8217;m too stupid to click save.<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t figure out this pivot table nonsense&#8230; And I can&#8217;t throw my laptop at the wall. Life is full of #barriers<\/li>\n<li>How much fun is waking up at 2am thinking about solving a stupid formula problem in excel<\/li>\n<li>One day you feel like an Excel genius and the very next day a stupid space in between letters give you so much trouble<\/li>\n<li>Making it look like you&#8217;re working hard on a spreadsheet with a half completed pivot table is the best way to get people to leave you alone<\/li>\n<li>just learned how to use a pivot table.. im gonna be 15% more efficient now!! #nerdalert<\/li>\n<li>Excel has told me I have a &#8216;significant loss in functionality&#8217; I think this is secret code for &#8216;you&#8217;re being useless, go &amp; drink some wine&#8217;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel Twitter 20140117\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/twitter20140117.png\" alt=\"How can Excel make labeling a chart seem like rocket science?\" width=\"390\" height=\"390\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_________________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All the cool kids are hooking up their laptops to their televisions, so they can watch waterfall chart tutorials on YouTube. Getting a convoluted excel formula to actually work is strangely satisfying. For future reference Excel, I am ALWAYS sure I want to keep the workbook in this format. Most of my dates come from &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/01\/17\/excel-twitter-20140117\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20140117&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2042,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2043"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3921,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions\/3921"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}