{"id":2051,"date":"2014-01-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2051"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:34:54","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:34:54","slug":"excel-twitter-20140131","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/01\/31\/excel-twitter-20140131\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20140131 exceltheatre.com\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/twitter20140131.png\" alt=\"Excel says &quot;Wow, that's a big workbook&quot; like it's coming on to me exceltheatre.com\" width=\"120\" height=\"120\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Don\u2019t let Excel cut into your nap time, and don\u2019t fall for its pickup lines. Before you know it, you\u2019ll find yourself in a caf\u00e9, making charts.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I could be sleeping or watching netflix, but no I&#8217;m learning how to work excel.<\/li>\n<li>When did they change Excel so that making a pie chart is more excruciating than standing on lego?<\/li>\n<li>New boss just asked me if I was any good at Excel. Not sure if should feign ignorance on this one<\/li>\n<li>Completed 1st #Excel course at work yesterday &amp; already feel like the #HarryPotter of Excel. Accio data validation! Wingardium pivot table!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Excel baseline&#8221; to me is the true test of a business application&#8217;s usability. Do users prefer to work in Excel over your software?<\/li>\n<li>Professor said &#8220;use a pivot table&#8221; and I started having internship PTSD. #thestruggle<\/li>\n<li>Today I taught a physio how to refresh a pivot table. This will apparently revolutionise how patient reviews are managed. #infointoaction<\/li>\n<li>Have I mentioned that I once took 8hrs to draw up a chart on excel? I was sweating and all by the end of it but it was perfect.<\/li>\n<li>My long-term love affair with Excel is being jeopardised by attempts to create a box-and-whisker chart #wrongtoolsforthejob<\/li>\n<li>Hey people at work: why are you so terrible at filling out an excel spreadsheet correctly?! Fixing other people&#8217;s data problems since 2012.<\/li>\n<li>Still cracks me up when Excel says &#8220;Wow, that&#8217;s a big workbook&#8221; like it&#8217;s coming onto me<\/li>\n<li>If you are a data nerd, you already know Excel sucks and should have a work around. Otherwise, you aren\u2019t a data nerd. #nerd<\/li>\n<li>Doing a gantt chart is easy. Unless you&#8217;re doing it on excel. And you don&#8217;t know how to use excel. Then its a nightmare.<\/li>\n<li>Prof just said &#8220;if you don&#8217;t show work and use excel instead, even though it might take you less time, you will get 50%&#8221; That makes sense<\/li>\n<li>In a cafe, making Excel charts. You? ; )<\/li>\n<li>Geeky moment here but I just got my first Macro on Excel to work! BOOM<\/li>\n<li>Did you know that by Day 3 in a migraine, Excel becomes actually three-dimensional? You should SEE this pie chart I just made vibrate.<\/li>\n<li>Numbers is a spreadsheet for people who don\u2019t like spreadsheets in same way that not having a car is a car for people who don\u2019t like cars<\/li>\n<li>Hey guy next to me, no I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s cute that you don&#8217;t know how to create a graph on Excel. Being stupid is NOT cute.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20140131 exceltheatre.com\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/twitter201401311.png\" alt=\"Excel says &quot;Wow, that's a big workbook&quot; like it's coming on to me exceltheatre.com\" width=\"323\" height=\"323\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t let Excel cut into your nap time, and don\u2019t fall for its pickup lines. Before you know it, you\u2019ll find yourself in a caf\u00e9, making charts. I could be sleeping or watching netflix, but no I&#8217;m learning how to work excel. When did they change Excel so that making a pie chart is more &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/01\/31\/excel-twitter-20140131\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20140131&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2050,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2051"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3919,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051\/revisions\/3919"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}