{"id":2055,"date":"2014-02-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-07T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2055"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:32:10","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:32:10","slug":"excel-twitter-20140207","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/02\/07\/excel-twitter-20140207\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140207"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/image.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"121\" height=\"90\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Even if you didn\u2019t major in Excel, a pivot table can change your life forever. And Excel charts can make you dance.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You would think after years of looking up how to make a graph on Excel I would remember how one of these time. #Nope<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m converting everything to Excel because I want to work smarter and not harder.<\/li>\n<li>Last night I had cookies. Today I have a brand new excel sheet to work on. Today will be a good day.<\/li>\n<li>Petition to swap Excel for Lego at work. &#8220;I made you a spreadsheet; it has 2,367 pieces&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>once had 20min conv with th&#8217;ol&#8217;man re Excel, turned out he just had to widen column. Was asked same thing in work today&#8230; #scauseconfusion!<\/li>\n<li>Who knew cracking an excel password was so easy, few lines of code then Bam! College computing taught me something after all<\/li>\n<li>Saw a grown man make an Excel chart and then dance like he was &#8220;raising the roof&#8221; tonight. #celebratorybarcharts #proudclassmate<\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s lesson: if you ask Excel to calculate and graph every cell from 1 to infinity, there&#8217;s a very good chance it will crash on you<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel&#8217;s favorite prank: Waiting until I&#8217;m trying to close down and get out between downpours and freezing so I can&#8217;t save my work.<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t wait to get home from work so I can play with excel till the last hours of the morning&#8230; #Igetthegeekinessfrommysupercooldad<\/li>\n<li>I just learned how to do a pivot table in Excel and my life is forever changed. #nerdalert<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t believe I made an excel formula to basically do my job for me and nobody has even clicked on. Chilled like a boss #paidtolookpretty<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know why I expected to be doing actual work with insurance related things when I graduated. Should&#8217;ve majored in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Excel has 17 billion cells\/sheet. Who was working and was like &#8220;ugh this is way to small. Can we make it like 16 billion? that should work&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Curing work fatigue by matching the colour scheme of my excel file with my outfit colour.<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t get my nested IF formula to work so I&#8217;m going home!! #excel<\/li>\n<li>Anyone else ever just open an excel file and tap the direction keys to make it look &amp; sounds like work?!? #officeTweet<\/li>\n<li>my mom was a financial analyst for years so i assumed she knew how to use excel to make charts and things but nope. &#8220;I was before computers&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I should have majored in Excel www.exceltheatre.com\/blog\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/twitter20140207.png\" alt=\"I should have majored in Excel www.exceltheatre.com\/blog\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even if you didn\u2019t major in Excel, a pivot table can change your life forever. And Excel charts can make you dance. You would think after years of looking up how to make a graph on Excel I would remember how one of these time. #Nope I&#8217;m converting everything to Excel because I want to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/02\/07\/excel-twitter-20140207\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20140207&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2054,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2055"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3917,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055\/revisions\/3917"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}