{"id":2059,"date":"2014-02-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2059"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:30:12","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:30:12","slug":"excel-twitter-20140214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/02\/14\/excel-twitter-20140214\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140214"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I love Excel\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/image1.png\" alt=\"I love Excel www.exceltheatre.com\/blog\" width=\"108\" height=\"109\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Happy Valentine\u2019s Day! I hope you\u2019re spending time with the love of your life \u2013 Excel. Did you remember to buy a gift for your favourite function, and a a bouquet for that awesome pivot table?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel needs a turbo button for processor-intense functions. Doesn\u2019t need to work\u2026I\u2019d just feel better if I could press a button.<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft doesn&#8217;t get a lot of love, but I gotta say Excel is a marvelous piece of work.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t mean to brag, but it only took me 25 minutes to build a simple line graph in Excel just now.<\/li>\n<li>Been staring at this Excel code for over two hours. One line of it. Yup, this is usually how it works, huh?<\/li>\n<li>Someone at work asked me what my favorite excel function is&#8230;. Sad part is I actually have one<\/li>\n<li>Some people do crossword puzzles to relax&#8230; I write Excel VBA Code and build dynamic Excel Dashboards. LOL<\/li>\n<li>There are very few things that make me angry enough to put my fist through a wall, but Excel hanging after 45 minutes of work does it.<\/li>\n<li>I just lost ALL my work coz Excel randomly re-started .. All my winter projections, gone! I am on twitter instead of re-doing it:((<\/li>\n<li>Yes excel, please crash at 530, taking my last 2 hours of work with you, and then please refuse to autorecover my work&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>My saving grace is that I can listen to music at work! Imagine looking at thousands of rows of excel in dead silence. #itllmakeyougocrazy ??<\/li>\n<li>Stop what you&#8217;re doing. I just made a graph in excel with minimal help!!!! Unbelievable scenes<\/li>\n<li>Making charts on excel is harder than the rest of the formal lab put together<\/li>\n<li>Beginning to think Microsoft Excel was created to test patience and weed out people not meant for the grind #fml #corporateamericasucks<\/li>\n<li>dad: &#8220;yeah let&#8217;s do that! that&#8217;ll be fun!&#8221; mom: &#8220;what go sleigh riding?!&#8221; dad: &#8220;no, making a pivot table!!&#8221; #whereigetitfrom<\/li>\n<li>Googling &#8220;I overprotected an excel workbook&#8221; because you can&#8217;t figure out how to undo it. #postgradproblems #dataproblems<\/li>\n<li>My boss told me I had Excel face. It&#8217;s like bitchy resting face but happens after staring at a spreadsheet for over 5 hours.<\/li>\n<li>Every time i try to get something at work done excel decides to &#8220;not respond&#8221; ??<\/li>\n<li>my computer skills class should really be listed as &#8220;how to make heinously tacky excel charts 101&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I won&#8217;t feel safe until there&#8217;s at least one pivot table.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px none;\" title=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/twitter20140214.png\" alt=\"I won't feel safe until there's at least one pivot table www.exceltheatre.com\/blog\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Valentine\u2019s Day! I hope you\u2019re spending time with the love of your life \u2013 Excel. Did you remember to buy a gift for your favourite function, and a a bouquet for that awesome pivot table? Excel needs a turbo button for processor-intense functions. Doesn\u2019t need to work\u2026I\u2019d just feel better if I could press &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/02\/14\/excel-twitter-20140214\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20140214&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2058,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2059"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3916,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059\/revisions\/3916"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}