{"id":2068,"date":"2014-02-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2068"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:33:04","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:33:04","slug":"excel-twitter-20140221","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/02\/21\/excel-twitter-20140221\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140221"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/image2.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"92\" height=\"110\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Were you supposed to delete all those cells? Will your co-worker delete all your Excel changes? Is a spreadsheet the answer to any problem?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Took an entire class on excel back in the day and now it&#8217;s like I&#8217;m trying to decipher the da vinci code<\/li>\n<li>Ha just spent two hours on excel making charts to find I used the wrong numbers I HATE MATH AND TECHNOLOGY<\/li>\n<li>I wonder if my co-worker will save over all of my work on the shared Excel spreadsheet again today.<\/li>\n<li>The best way to hide something in plain sight is to create another workbook in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Helping wife with excel charts at dinner table, now that&#8217;s romance<\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s work is brought to you by the excel function COUNTIFS and the number *crunch*<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t want to brag, but I make a mean pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>If you would just listen to the professor you wouldn&#8217;t be asking such stupid questions. It&#8217;s not hard to graph in excel. Pay attention.<\/li>\n<li>If anyone is curious how to turn a 400kb excel document into a 12,000kb workbook with a single macro, hit me up.<\/li>\n<li>How does an ordinary human being work on excel on a laptop. What am I missing.<\/li>\n<li>The majority of time I spend writing post-labs is dedicated to formatting charts in Excel. ????<\/li>\n<li>Emily&#8217;s thoughts during work: I hope I was supposed to delete all those cells on excel&#8230; #didijustgetfired ?<\/li>\n<li>hypothetically, if you had told someone you could do a pivot table but you couldn&#8217;t, how would you learn? In say, an hour?<\/li>\n<li>Excel conditional formatting. For when you can&#8217;t be arsed to work out which number is larger by reading them<\/li>\n<li>The image in my mind the first time I heard the term &#8220;pivot table&#8221; is far more exciting than struggling with the real thing.<\/li>\n<li>49-year-old me is too stupid to make the chart she wants in Excel. 28-year-old me looks on in disgust. I have become Management.<\/li>\n<li>My boss&#8217;s answer to ANY problem is to somehow make an excel spreadsheet that miraclulously fixes it.<\/li>\n<li>Hallpppp, I can&#8217;t figure out my Pivot Table this morning. I thought I was like the Lord of Excel until this morning. #pathetic #strugglebus<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"The answer to ANY problem is an Excel spreadsheet. www.exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/twitter20140221.png\" alt=\"The answer to ANY problem is an Excel spreadsheet. www.exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Were you supposed to delete all those cells? Will your co-worker delete all your Excel changes? Is a spreadsheet the answer to any problem? Took an entire class on excel back in the day and now it&#8217;s like I&#8217;m trying to decipher the da vinci code Ha just spent two hours on excel making charts &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/02\/21\/excel-twitter-20140221\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20140221&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2067,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2068"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3918,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068\/revisions\/3918"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}