{"id":2075,"date":"2014-02-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-28T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2075"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:29:17","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:29:17","slug":"excel-twitter-20140228","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/02\/28\/excel-twitter-20140228\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140228"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/image3.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"85\" height=\"86\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>You\u2019d better brush up on Excel, so you\u2019ll look like a genius. Otherwise, your family could be torn apart, and the dog\u2019s weight could skyrocket. Oh, and you might end up as a stripper.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A pivot table saves the day once again. And I get to look like a genius.<\/li>\n<li>Sad when the highlight of your night is when you learn how to switch between tabs in an Excel workbook&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>now my boss and his bro the IT guy are fighting about how to use microsoft excel. i hope you are happy microsoft. TEARING A FAMILY APART!!!<\/li>\n<li>My colleague is using a calculator to work out sums and putting the answers into excel. Yes, this is the level of idiocy I work with :-\/<\/li>\n<li>Why am I learning how to make stupid applications on excel. How is this going to help me in life.<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t believe I just voluntarily played with Excel for 45 mins. And still didn&#8217;t manage to chart the dog&#8217;s weight. Grr. #senileoldbat<\/li>\n<li>Sends boss huge excel file. Only looks at first tab. Asks me to send those cool charts I have on my computer. Why do I even bother?<\/li>\n<li>So much Excel work so little time<\/li>\n<li>My boss just told me to &#8220;brush up on Excel&#8221;. So tomorrow should be fun<\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;ve crossed some kind of nerd threshold. I&#8217;m starting to get really excited when I open an awesome Excel pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>I just changed some Visual Basic code in Excel and it didn&#8217;t crash! Y&#8217;all don&#8217;t know how excited that makes me!<\/li>\n<li>Excel, it&#8217;s not going to work out between us. It&#8217;s not me, it&#8217;s you. YOU DIFFICULT PROGRAM.<\/li>\n<li>On the contrary, a pleasant interlude from the nightmare of Excel pivot charts :0)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;In Excel, your worksheet is the sheet in which you work.&#8221; ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW<\/li>\n<li>Internet went down at work. Had to use a book to search for an Excel function #oldschool<\/li>\n<li>4 years of Engineering and they don&#8217;t teach you the thing you need the most at work, MS EXCEL.<\/li>\n<li>You might argue that maybe Excel should have mechanisms to avoid the tanking of 10+ hours work by a well meaning fool.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll be forced to quit school and become a stripper because I don&#8217;t know how to work excel and I&#8217;m a failure.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"A pivot table saves the day once again exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/twitter20140228.png\" alt=\"A pivot table saves the day once again exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019d better brush up on Excel, so you\u2019ll look like a genius. Otherwise, your family could be torn apart, and the dog\u2019s weight could skyrocket. Oh, and you might end up as a stripper. A pivot table saves the day once again. And I get to look like a genius. Sad when the highlight of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/02\/28\/excel-twitter-20140228\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20140228&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2074,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2075"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3915,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2075\/revisions\/3915"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}