{"id":2079,"date":"2014-03-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2079"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:27:33","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:27:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20140307","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/03\/07\/excel-twitter-20140307\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140307"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/image.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"112\" height=\"125\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>If you take too many naps while using Excel, you\u2019ll never level up. Stay awake, and don\u2019t leave those charts in the default colours!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I have no motivation to do this excel work today. Maybe tomorrow<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been running on a treadmill of bugs coming from a code base written before my time.. in&#8230; Excel VBA&#8230; This is exhausting #programming<\/li>\n<li>Why don&#8217;t parents just force their kids to work on excel spreadsheets when they want them to fall asleep? Works for me every time&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>the way my boss explains items on an excel sheet is like she is teaching a computer class at the local senior citizens center. #workfail<\/li>\n<li>Hell: Where sinners are made to forcibly work with bug ridden packages like excel all day\/nite long<\/li>\n<li>Only one hour of work they said. I&#8217;ve been busy for three hours. Excel hates me.<\/li>\n<li>That #grownup feeling you get when your Excel spreadsheet formatting works #likeaboss. Dang I need to do something young and stupid quick<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so proud of the complicated excel graph I just made I may just Instagram it<\/li>\n<li>I just leveled up in Excel &#8211; learning how to create control charts moved me from Excelorator to Excellent!<\/li>\n<li>My boss is trying to create a formula on excel and he just got annoyed and said: &#8220;How is \u00a34 minus 10%&#8230; The 3rd of January?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Questioning physics and life as I stare at excel trying to figure out how to make my graph work #nothappening<\/li>\n<li>One of my favorite things about work is old people debating on whether or not they did the right thing in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>As much as we bag on excel, I think a lot of corporate America could save a lot of money if they just learned how to use a pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me. Charts in Excel 2013 do not maintain full integrity in Excel 2010. Let hours of pointless doublework commence.<\/li>\n<li>Biggest disappointment of the day: Finding out that the cool tricks I learned in Excel wont work at work because it&#8217;s MS Office 2003.<\/li>\n<li>Remember when I thought a pivot table was a piece of upholstery?<\/li>\n<li>Boss sent an excel doc. He&#8217;s now sending me names individually to input and then send it back. How&#8217;s this ANY easier than doing it himself?<\/li>\n<li>Hush, you. Keep this up and you\u2019ll remove the best indicator of poor data analysis: a bar graph in Excel\u2019s default colors.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Best indicator of poor data analysis: a bar graph in Excel\u2019s default colors exceltheatre.com\/blog\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/twitter20140307.png\" alt=\"Best indicator of poor data analysis: a bar graph in Excel\u2019s default colors exceltheatre.com\/blog\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you take too many naps while using Excel, you\u2019ll never level up. Stay awake, and don\u2019t leave those charts in the default colours! I have no motivation to do this excel work today. Maybe tomorrow I&#8217;ve been running on a treadmill of bugs coming from a code base written before my time.. in&#8230; Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/03\/07\/excel-twitter-20140307\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20140307&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2078,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2079"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3914,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079\/revisions\/3914"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}