{"id":2084,"date":"2014-03-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-14T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2084"},"modified":"2014-04-11T09:41:43","modified_gmt":"2014-04-11T13:41:43","slug":"excel-twitter-20140314","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/03\/14\/excel-twitter-20140314\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140314"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/image1.png\" width=\"145\" height=\"113\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Was your job description written by an Excel expert or a 9-year-old? Does it pay in Flex dollars, or nightmares?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today&#8217;s work entertainment, watching my laptop trying to delete 64,000 selected lines in an Excel Spreadsheet. #OhWowAllTheFlashing<\/li>\n<li>Excel: &#8220;I see you&#8217;re nearly done with your workbook. So how about I corrupt your file and give you this vague explanation as to why.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Husband has taken my mouse to work. And it&#8217;s reporting day. Driving excel without a mouse #nightmare<\/li>\n<li>Starting to agree that people need a #license to #code&#8230; and yes that also applies to using #Excel ): feelin&#8217; a lil #schoolmarmish!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;sheer terror&#8221; is accidentally hitting entire workbook in excel print<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll say it again, knowing how to write VBA in Excel will make you look like a wizard at work. And play.<\/li>\n<li>I never knew I could be so proud of a Excel workbook.<\/li>\n<li>I feel sorry for those of you that don&#8217;t work heavily with Excel. Imagine never feeling the exhilaration of finding a variance. Saa-aa-aad.<\/li>\n<li>I either need to make charts in Excel more often so I remember how each time, or never. Never would also be cool.<\/li>\n<li>sat through a &#8220;tips and tricks&#8221; excel class today for work. we did pivot tables. Nothing new there. \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li>I wish I could hire my year 9 self to use Excel. It&#8217;s taking me ages to produce one graph but in school I could do pie charts and all sorts.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Excel wizard&#8221; is probably the most boring kind of wizard; I don&#8217;t wanna work for you<\/li>\n<li>Damn it feels good to accomplish stuff. Been working an an Excel report for 12 hours, finally got the VBA code right. #ThanksInternet ????<\/li>\n<li>A coworker just referred to me as the &#8220;excel wizard&#8221;&#8230; remember that time I was a drama major w\/ no plans to work in an office?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve had numerous pivot table related nightmares<\/li>\n<li>PSA: Seeking male\/female with Excel Graph\/Chart making abilities. Will reward you heavily with Flex Dollars&#8230; Yes I am desperate.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;d think after almost 14 years of schooling that I&#8217;d know how to make a line graph on excel.. 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