{"id":2092,"date":"2014-03-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2092"},"modified":"2016-05-20T11:22:12","modified_gmt":"2016-05-20T15:22:12","slug":"excel-twitter-20140328","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/03\/28\/excel-twitter-20140328\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140328"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/image3.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"64\" height=\"75\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Could you build a house with Excel, or would that require too much coffee, and perhaps sacrificing your firstborn? And remember, you should save frequently, all day long, not just once every two weeks.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>i needed an adrenalin rush this friday afternoon, so i opened an excel worksheet with unreadable content at my own risk. holy&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Given my love of Excel, I feel like a big, stupid idiot that I just now figured out how to use the &#8220;Freeze Cells&#8221; feature.<\/li>\n<li>Playing with fire this AM. Excel has crashed twice, but somehow I&#8217;ve not lost any work. CMD+S, CMD+S, all day long.<\/li>\n<li>Thanks, excel, for deciding NOW is a good time to not let me save, backup or duplicate the charts I&#8217;ve been working on for 2 weeks. Bravo.<\/li>\n<li>Oh then I won\u2019t show you my pivot table then. I\u2019m not sure you can handle the intensity of feelings to follow.<\/li>\n<li>The great thing about an Excel worksheet is&#8230;. Wait. Nevermind.<\/li>\n<li>It is way too late and I am way too tired to be fighting and struggling to get Excel to graph 4 stupid lines at one time.??<\/li>\n<li>Hint that it&#8217;s dinnertime: Wearily watching Excel tutorials when the &#8220;pie, bar, &amp; line charts&#8221; part pops up and I am immediately re-engaged.<\/li>\n<li>I haven&#8217;t created a pivot table in 2 years and I it was successful. Nothing blew up. #Boom<\/li>\n<li>Is it me or has Excel gotten more complicated? I know it used to be easier to make and manipulate graphs\/charts. Grrrrrr.<\/li>\n<li>My boss (with whom I share a cubicle with) asked me to enter 800 rows of data into excel. I typed as loudly as possible<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m getting tempted to make a formula that makes a formula. The plod towards an excel worksheet to replace me continues.<\/li>\n<li>I would sacrifice my firstborn to the devil if it meant Microsoft Excel would stop being so stupid.<\/li>\n<li>Taught myself how to make graphs and charts using excel on 3 1\/2 hours of sleep and 4 cups of coffee. #progress<\/li>\n<li>There are people building homes on the computers next to me and I just had to google &#8220;how to make a graph in excel&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Boss doesn&#8217;t trust the adding skills of excel but does trust pad, pencil and ancient calculator?!?! #flawedlogic<\/li>\n<li>This guy just said that the most important thing you need to take away from college is how to make a pivot table<\/li>\n<li>The ** IT ** guy in my office doesn&#8217;t know how to set a print area in Excel &amp; is asking ME?? I CAN&#8217;T STAND THE STUPID, IT BURNS MY EYES!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"The most important thing you need to take away from college is how to make a pivot table exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/twitter20140328.png\" alt=\"The most important thing you need to take away from college is how to make a pivot table exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_______________________<\/p>\n<p>This week\u2019s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/slueck\/statuses\/447095891003179009\">slueck<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/briggio\/statuses\/448891558327484416\">briggio<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cjstem\/statuses\/447006154275946498\">cjstem<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChelsMConn\/statuses\/448917206080835584\">ChelsMConn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/teenagexorcists\/statuses\/448859506814906368\">teenagexorcists<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/paulalaala\/statuses\/448675351217332224\">paulalaala<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hannahirobie\/statuses\/446815849312055297\">hannahirobie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/asierput\/statuses\/446686504241217536\">asierput<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rhondamo\/statuses\/448938203400376320\">rhondamo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WettBilliams\/statuses\/448193635893657600\">WettBilliams<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nuttyxander\/statuses\/448470720025473025\">nuttyxander<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashleyntibbs\/statuses\/447068125343653888\">ashleyntibbs<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/madipaigek\/statuses\/449027958708379648\">madipaigek<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_InMaxWeTrust\/statuses\/448837362555310080\">_InMaxWeTrust<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TadBad\/statuses\/448614984793481216\">TadBad<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Featured tweet:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>This guy just said that the most important thing you need to take away from college is how to make a pivot table<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sam Winchester (@_InMaxWeTrust) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_InMaxWeTrust\/statuses\/448837362555310080\">March 26, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Could you build a house with Excel, or would that require too much coffee, and perhaps sacrificing your firstborn? 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