{"id":2117,"date":"2014-04-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:31","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:31","slug":"excel-twitter-20140418","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/04\/18\/excel-twitter-20140418\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140418"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Just taught myself how to do a pivot table in Excel, and now no data is safe. exceltheatre.com\/blog\" alt=\"Just taught myself how to do a pivot table in Excel, and now no data is safe. exceltheatre.com\/blog\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/twitter20140418b.png\" width=\"106\" height=\"106\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Don\u2019t drive your Excel workbook to the edge of a cliff, and leave it dangling over the side. You\u2019d need lots of ramen, sweeTarts and whiskey to recover from that!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I do not have time for this stupid Excel graph to not do what I want it to.<\/li>\n<li>Excel is doing all my calculations for me&#8230; well, after I cracked my head figuring out how to make it work.<\/li>\n<li>I got a little defensive when my boss suggested someone else might be as good as me at Excel and oh my god when did this become my life?<\/li>\n<li>I once had a work colleague exclaim &#8220;Nerd alert!&#8221; because I knew how to use auto-filters on Excel. MINE IS THE POWER ETERNAL.<\/li>\n<li>Listen Excel, it&#8217;s not you, it&#8217;s me. I just need some space\u2026we&#8217;ll still work together for sure. I just need some time apart&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s really not hard to make decent-looking charts in Excel. It baffles me why so few people do it.<\/li>\n<li>When I click &#8220;Don&#8217;t save&#8221;, I feel like the excel workbook is hanging off a cliff and I&#8217;ve chosen to ignore it<\/li>\n<li>Promised I&#8217;d leave work at 5pm. It&#8217;s almost 7pm and I&#8217;m still sat here allowing Excel to sap the life out of me! #ihateexcel<\/li>\n<li>The perfect storm for work (not really);excel files, lap cat, Gordon Ramsay, leftover leftovers ramen, sweeTarts and whiskey. Amen.<\/li>\n<li>Got this in an email today;&#8221;Work in controlled and regulated environment with MC Excel.&#8221; MC Excel? Only if I can be DJ Jazzy Spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>He can&#8217;t do it because he &#8220;lost those Excel skills.&#8221; Seriously, did he acquire them then then lose them since the last time I did his work?<\/li>\n<li>Just taught myself how to do a pivot table in Excel, and now no data is safe.<\/li>\n<li>People. Do not do org charts in Excel. Just don&#8217;t. Ever!<\/li>\n<li>Note to self: when creating a Pivot Table for 2014 data, make sure you are using 2014 data. #IGuessIStillThinkIts2013 #PIVOT<\/li>\n<li>Couldn&#8217;t figure out how to make a graph on excel so I made one on a kids math website<\/li>\n<li>That moment when I found a new function in Excel which makes my work easier. #ManlyTears<\/li>\n<li>i think the only useful things i&#8217;ve learned on the job are vlookup and pivot table<\/li>\n<li>Pivot, you damn pivot table. On command. Now. Anytime soon. Pretty please?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Just taught myself how to do a pivot table in Excel, and now no data is safe. exceltheatre.com\/blog\" alt=\"Just taught myself how to do a pivot table in Excel, and now no data is safe. exceltheatre.com\/blog\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/twitter20140418.png\" width=\"374\" height=\"374\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This week\u2019s tweets from:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adovy\/status\/453932323902586880\">Adovy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EmTheFrostgiant\/statuses\/455882460791054336\">EmTheFrostgiant<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/e_L_a_i_N_e\/statuses\/456055371392512000\">e_L_a_i_N_e<\/a>, SAR_S, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/abastardtweets\/statuses\/455440511508447233\">abastardtweets<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ronxo\/statuses\/455813660036718592\">ronxo<\/a>, seanmdav, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FunctioningMath\/statuses\/456198088260984832\">FunctioningMath<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AltheaChambers\/statuses\/455765604365246465\">AltheaChambers<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HProtagonista\/statuses\/454868906717741057\">HProtagonista<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DNAgent\/statuses\/456089292477972480\">DNAgent<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/twilllly\/statuses\/455737666315644928\">twilllly<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sopdet\/statuses\/455805905368793090\">sopdet<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lisapease\/statuses\/456183560060145664\">lisapease<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/isamudyson83\/statuses\/456462398547697664\">isamudyson83<\/a>, kylalynn9, fredfamie, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dujun\/statuses\/455635196805541888\">dujun<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/an_dee_rea\/statuses\/454543877081292800\">an_dee_rea<\/a>,<\/p>\n<p>________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t drive your Excel workbook to the edge of a cliff, and leave it dangling over the side. 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