{"id":213,"date":"2009-12-21T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-21T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/21\/excel-twitters-20091221\/"},"modified":"2009-12-19T11:52:50","modified_gmt":"2009-12-19T16:52:50","slug":"excel-twitters-20091221","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/21\/excel-twitters-20091221\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20091221"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another Monday, another week of fighting with Excel. It will be a short work week for you though, if you get Friday off.<\/p>\n<p>And remember, you\u2019re not the only one suffering \u2013 here are some Excel-themed tweets from your co-sufferers.<\/p>\n<h3>Statistics For Lunatics <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Trying to figure how to do normal dist chart in Excel. Google found me this: &quot;Friends don&#8217;t let friends use Excel for statistics&quot;. OK, then. <\/li>\n<li>Also, I have no life. I used my Excel skillz to chart the Saints stats so far. Why am I motivated to graph things??? <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m extremely sick of Microsoft Excel. Statistics is perfect for lunatics. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>That Sucks <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>There&#8217;s something so satifying about spending the whole day collating data into Excel. Spreadsheets are easy. People are hard. And suck. <\/li>\n<li>just finding out that an excel file I&#8217;ve been using is corrupt. Now I get to re-do almost 3 month&#8217;s work of work. Life sucks. <\/li>\n<li>They sent over excel versions of their 24 hour lounge charts &amp; i&#8217;m supposed to make it not suck, &amp; it&#8217;s crashing my laptop. ugh. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Manic Monday <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Woo, before lunchtime on a Monday and I got my excel formula to work first time! Good start <\/li>\n<li>Whenever i feel a sense of accomplishment coming on at work i get bitch slapped by Microsoft excel. i love mondays. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Cooking With Excel <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Is there anything that Excel cannot do &#8230; I am working on a spreadsheet that prepares the perfect Christmas turkey <\/li>\n<li>Trying to organize my Christmas baking list. May need an Excel spreadsheet. May need to learn Excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Going Excel <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>the word &quot;postal&quot; comes to mind. the term should be replaced by &quot;office.&quot; im going to go &quot;office&quot;&#8230;or &quot;Excel&quot; or &quot;Outlook&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n<p>P.S. To avoid problems with lost data after a crash, or corruption, use Jan Karel Pieterse&#8217;s free <a title=\"AutoSafe add-in\" href=\"http:\/\/jkp-ads.com\/Download.asp\">AutoSafe add-in<\/a>     <br \/>And to cook your perfect turkey, download my free <a title=\"Holiday Dinner planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Dinner-Planner.html\">Holiday Dinner planner<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another Monday, another week of fighting with Excel. It will be a short work week for you though, if you get Friday off. And remember, you\u2019re not the only one suffering \u2013 here are some Excel-themed tweets from your co-sufferers. Statistics For Lunatics Trying to figure how to do normal dist chart in Excel. 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