{"id":2138,"date":"2014-05-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2138"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:06","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:06","slug":"excel-twitter-20140509","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/05\/09\/excel-twitter-20140509\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140509"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/image.png\" width=\"57\" height=\"77\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Keep your shirt buttoned up \u2013 you can find Excel help on YouTube. Soon, you\u2019ll feel like an elite athlete, or a party planner.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;All stats and spreadsheet programs are stupid, except for Excel&#8221; &#8211; Abraham Lincoln<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m about one excel graph away from a mental breakdown<\/li>\n<li>I just created an excel spreadsheet with targets &amp; deadline dates. for planning my lil boy&#8217;s birthday&#8230; How long have I been off work? ;S<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s easier to split the atom then it is to add a secondary axis to an Excel chart&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>For once in my stupid life, Excel has exactly the functionality that I want &amp; need and my body has burst forth into a tsunami of happiness<\/li>\n<li>Done all my math work. Today I learned how to use Excel for functions. Thanks YouTube<\/li>\n<li>how much cleavage do I need to show in this library to get help with my excel graph<\/li>\n<li>Just set up an Excel workbook that auto-updates with SUMIF and conditional formatting, so I basically know what elite athletes feel like now<\/li>\n<li>The person who messed up my master Excel spreadsheet at work is is lucky I am not a vengeful person.<\/li>\n<li>Creating formulas in #Excel that actually work like they&#8217;re supposed to&#8230; #LikeABoss #admissionprobs<\/li>\n<li>The easiest way to make an impression with an Excel chart is to make it look like it was made with something other than Excel. #ProTip<\/li>\n<li>So, apparently, printing an Excel workbook, scaled to fit, takes 2 million years.<\/li>\n<li>if it wasn&#8217;t for making graphs in excel I&#8217;d be done all this work days ago<\/li>\n<li>I swear some days I get ready to work and Excel says &#8220;I&#8217;m going to find new way to screw with you today.&#8221; #grr #LovinLife<\/li>\n<li>my brother was given the job at work to teach the munster rugby team how to use excel??????<\/li>\n<li>or is this some kind of company hazing, where people keep emailing me excel charts as I slowly go crazy trying to decipher the meaning<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t bother searching for &#8216;how to make Excel charts beautiful&#8217; &#8211; you will come away a shivering wreck of despair and loneliness<\/li>\n<li>If I make a pivot table of a pivot table will the universe crack and reveal the mind of god?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I'm about one excel graph away from a mental breakdown exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" alt=\"I'm about one excel graph away from a mental breakdown exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/twitter20140509.png\" width=\"340\" height=\"340\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This week\u2019s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WhatSaydor\/statuses\/462952738549411840\">WhatSaydor<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KyleSramek\/statuses\/461366005819015168\">KyleSramek<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Graicee\/statuses\/463745552912371712\">Graicee<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ZomQuotes\/statuses\/464042979200466944\">ZomQuotes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/amyczhou\/statuses\/463840090616127488\">amyczhou<\/a>, iFish12, chandlarge, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Athens_Grease\/statuses\/462241501440147456\">Athens_Grease<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JuliaHass\/statuses\/463318833579954176\">JuliaHass<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rickandersonjr\/statuses\/464027118104363008\">rickandersonjr<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/saucypony\/statuses\/462005698126028800\">saucypony<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mrbijoy\/statuses\/462044054104973312\">mrbijoy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ssmart16\/statuses\/463109045424234497\">ssmart16<\/a>, _Your_Truth_, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emeraldeim\/statuses\/463758782351548416\">emeraldeim<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/getblonked\/statuses\/463400895569731584\">getblonked<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/seocolin\/statuses\/463356767012147200\">seocolin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/metalblackbird\/statuses\/461435674441564160\">metalblackbird<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keep your shirt buttoned up \u2013 you can find Excel help on YouTube. 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