{"id":2146,"date":"2014-05-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2146"},"modified":"2016-06-17T17:13:28","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T21:13:28","slug":"excel-twitter-20140516","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/05\/16\/excel-twitter-20140516\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140516"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/image1.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"68\" height=\"82\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Don\u2019t ask the bartender to make you a spreadsheet, or you might see a VLOOKUP face. Ask the Help button instead.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I absolutely hate excel. One hour later and I&#8217;ve done ONE graph. ONE.<\/li>\n<li>Excel is not the boss of me. Not when I have google and the help button all to myself.<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re a #nerd when at a work dinner, part of the conversation is discussing your favorite Excel functions<\/li>\n<li>Just slung 12 lines of sweet VBA code in Excel to get the report I needed. Practical wins.<\/li>\n<li>Excel you are killing me with your stupid formulas<\/li>\n<li>Sorry, boss, but teaching clients Excel or going home with them to make them a spreadsheet is not in my job description as a bartender.<\/li>\n<li>Why can&#8217;t you undo delete worksheet in Excel? Ridiculous.<\/li>\n<li>Either I&#8217;m stupid or Excel&#8217;s graph options are useless for what I&#8217;m trying to do. Sadly I don&#8217;t know which option is the correct one.<\/li>\n<li>I spend so much time using excel (both school and work) that sometimes when entering something into a dialog box I start with an equal sign.<\/li>\n<li>My boss said, &#8220;I love you so much right now.&#8221; about my Excel chart. We are a team of poet-types.<\/li>\n<li>Maybe I could get more done at work if the old timers took time to learn the basics of Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Watching my mom work on excel makes me so happy that I&#8217;ve no interest in accounting<\/li>\n<li>Overheard a guy I work with talking about a model that was so beautiful he could just cry. An Excel model. #nerds<\/li>\n<li>Just saved someone hours of work through my excel skills. May well be my most satisfying moment of the week #madskilz<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. Yes. I am a designer. Yes. I work w\/ people. Excel gives me the illusion of order &amp; control. Just for a minute. I like it.<\/li>\n<li>I think I need to go on &#8216;My Strange Addiction&#8217; I have a problem that means if a pivot table can be used, then. It will be used.<\/li>\n<li>My sis and Jenna are partying with ufc fighters and famous ppl in Vegas and then there&#8217;s me just crushing this excel report #fml #killmenow<\/li>\n<li>Today I wore my *VLOOKUP face* all day. It\u2019s a bit like my *Pivot Table face* crossed with my *I&#8217;m sure I can smell something nasty face*<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ineedalimb\/statuses\/466116516979568640\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel you are killing me with your stupid formulas exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/twitter20140516.png\" alt=\"Excel you are killing me with your stupid formulas exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"355\" height=\"355\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ineedalimb\/statuses\/466116516979568640\">ineedalimb<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kedott\/statuses\/466567880759578625\">Kedott<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChrisKosmala\/statuses\/466236853272997888\">ChrisKosmala<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BrightRain\/statuses\/464822284516331520\">BrightRain<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jonnykates\/statuses\/466164374890360832\">jonnykates<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magiczna\/statuses\/465512414310858753\">magiczna<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bremarie205\/statuses\/464849118335340544\">bremarie205<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mostlymartha\/statuses\/466355064438005761\">mostlymartha<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheRyanMcFadden\/statuses\/465891752399085569\">TheRyanMcFadden<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lillatr0n\/statuses\/464821281180098560\">lillatr0n<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FlemingEmmy\/statuses\/464530071295131649\">FlemingEmmy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dermot86\/statuses\/464404500523266048\">Dermot86<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarahbeee\/statuses\/464091100433903617\">sarahbeee<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JBeettam\/statuses\/464484914931318784\">JBeettam<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t ask the bartender to make you a spreadsheet, or you might see a VLOOKUP face. 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