{"id":2154,"date":"2014-05-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2154"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:06","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:06","slug":"excel-twitter-20140523","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/05\/23\/excel-twitter-20140523\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140523"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/image2.png\" width=\"71\" height=\"79\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Are you here for the Excel training, or just for the free pizza? Remember to open your workbook last week, so you\u2019ll be ready for class today.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If I want to use an Excel worksheet on this computer today I have to open it last week.<\/li>\n<li>Spending an hour trying to find the one error in a 40-page Excel workbook that effects every formula. #PGP\u201d<\/li>\n<li>You know a project is bad when you&#8217;re reading the MSDN on Excel&#8217;s workbook size limits to confirm it&#8217;s even doable.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so mad at boss rn, his stupid 10 pivot tables excel sheet BROKE MY LAPTOP<\/li>\n<li>Locked excel worksheet crisis averted. Google and 4 minutes of VBA code did the trick. Still, what a hopeless situation.<\/li>\n<li>Boss told me to find and correct red text in an excel sheet. Im colorblind. Took me 15 minutes to figure out where the red was<\/li>\n<li>I hate that the Excel default for dates is 15-May. Who writes dates that way? Stupid.<\/li>\n<li>If your PC gets out of hand, remind it who&#8217;s boss by running conditional formatting on 14mb excel files.<\/li>\n<li>Nothing cheers me up at work like questions beginning &#8220;How do you make a graph in Excel that&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I just created the worlds most intricate excel sheet for my bosses boss, I need some tacos now<\/li>\n<li>excel bummed up my graph and i nearly had a heart attack, I AM SHAKING<\/li>\n<li>No. I will not help you figure out why your pivot table is not working.<\/li>\n<li>Please gods of Excel, just please decide to work this time<\/li>\n<li>These are the folk that went on three excel training courses and still can&#8217;t use charts and the auto-filter.<\/li>\n<li>I liked it, so I put a pivot table on it.<\/li>\n<li>I was dreading this all day training on excel tomorrow at work until I heard there was going to be pizza. #SOLD<\/li>\n<li>How hard would life be without the pivot table function. I don&#8217;t even want to imagine.<\/li>\n<li>Just googled &#8220;tips to impress your boss using excel spreadsheets&#8221;&#8230; first indication of losing my soul to the corporate world.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"No. I will not help you figure out why your pivot table is not working. exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" alt=\"No. I will not help you figure out why your pivot table is not working. exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/twitter20140523.png\" width=\"351\" height=\"351\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This week\u2019s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bethykins\/statuses\/467014471215771648\">bethykins<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PostGradProblem\/statuses\/469221609187078144\">PostGradProblem<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theSmudgiestCat\/statuses\/469171744700649474\">theSmudgiestCat<\/a>, dujun, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/henrysherrell\/statuses\/466845298480787456\">henrysherrell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BradleyDaniel2\/statuses\/468779093698158592\">BradleyDaniel2<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/blenderking\/statuses\/466946510568316928\">blenderking<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EricTheWhite\/statuses\/469440084505161728\">EricTheWhite<\/a>, frnkgrms, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/xkim182x\/statuses\/468521487314714624\">xkim182x<\/a>, ambermoreton, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_py\/statuses\/466953396402937858\">_py<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/karsfeels\/statuses\/466653342546923520\">karsfeels<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/derbigman\/statuses\/466813848302153728\">derbigman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oodja\/statuses\/469220333267206145\">oodja<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vlich002\/statuses\/468471824448491520\">vlich002<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/schallioner\/statuses\/469079912801140737\">schallioner<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sharankoogz\/statuses\/468774029227487232\">sharankoogz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_______________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you here for the Excel training, or just for the free pizza? 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