{"id":217,"date":"2009-12-23T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/23\/excel-twitters-20091223\/"},"modified":"2021-05-17T11:24:25","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T15:24:25","slug":"excel-twitters-20091223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/23\/excel-twitters-20091223\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20091223"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was an interesting question about government reports in the Excel Twitter posts. What\u2019s your opinion? And after you\u2019ve pondered that, you can take a look at the 2010 predictions, and decide how accurate they are.<\/p>\n<h3>Government Reports <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Due diligence is more than an excel sheet with wild guesses on revenues, pass it on. <\/li>\n<li>Opinions please &#8230; if you&#8217;re preparing a report for senior Government people, how pretty should the Excel spreadsheet be??? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Family Time <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>thinks it&#8217;s setsy when the hubby emails me with the subject &quot;please modify the excel spreadsheet and send it back to me.&quot; Rawr! #fb <\/li>\n<li>I sent my mom an excel presentation lastnight trying to be serious about the purchase oew furniture. She described it as &quot;cute&quot; thanks mom. <\/li>\n<li>Looking at an Excel file with 4360 rows of data &#8211; everything is blending together. If I don&#8217;t make it out alive, tell my mom I love her. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Feature Request <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Dear Microsoft, Why does putting bulleted lists in Excel need to be such a pain? Please fix this ASAP and send me a product update. <\/li>\n<li>I either need to find out that Excel does magical things that I didn&#8217;t know about or invent a spreadsheet that can read my find. <\/li>\n<li>i wish there was some text based spreadsheet like excel 1.0 without any fancy formating. using it a lot for text merging and stuff. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s so small a thing &#8230; but I wish that Excel knew the MEAN function. I keep putting it in and then have to change to AVERAGE. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>2010 Predictions <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Bailout extended to Microsoft after it&#8217;s discovered that the banking industry is held together with VB6\/Excel macros <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/5t6Ge\">http:\/\/is.gd\/5t6Ge<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n<p>P.S. For lots of magical Excel tips, see&#160; <a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a>     <br \/>_____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was an interesting question about government reports in the Excel Twitter posts. What\u2019s your opinion? And after you\u2019ve pondered that, you can take a look at the 2010 predictions, and decide how accurate they are. Government Reports Due diligence is more than an excel sheet with wild guesses on revenues, pass it on. Opinions &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/23\/excel-twitters-20091223\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20091223&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4217,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions\/4217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}