{"id":2174,"date":"2014-06-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2174"},"modified":"2014-09-06T09:11:24","modified_gmt":"2014-09-06T13:11:24","slug":"excel-twitter-20140613","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/06\/13\/excel-twitter-20140613\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140613"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/image1.png\" width=\"71\" height=\"86\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Yes, you can use Excel for tracking World Cup goals, or your life goals. A pie explosion should not be involved in either of those \u2013 a rainbow might be nice though.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Least favorite part of work day; Close Photoshop. Open Excel.<\/li>\n<li>If I use excel to make a World Cup bracket it&#8217;ll at least look like I&#8217;m doing work&#8230; Right?<\/li>\n<li>Just updated my life goals to remove &#8220;Learn how to create a pivot table in Excel&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Put down the Excel slowly and step away from the chart&#8230;..<\/li>\n<li>Well. My Excel hath frozen over with all my work yet unsaved. This sounds like a reason to go home and drink.<\/li>\n<li>If you walk into work with an &#8220;Excel for dummies&#8221; book, you might as well just be fired at the front door.<\/li>\n<li>Heaven is when i can visualize my inbox in a Pivot table #NotEvenKidding<\/li>\n<li>Making excel tabs into a rainbow because overachiever ?? #work<\/li>\n<li>How to do a physics lab; take it to your boyfriend and have him play around with excel until the graph looks right<\/li>\n<li>A lordship and lands to whomever brings me the head of Excel. I shall bake it into a pie chart and feast mightily.<\/li>\n<li>Lesson of the day;You can&#8217;t fix stupid&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;or people who suck at Excel<\/li>\n<li>So apparently googling \u201chow to make excel work\u201d doesn\u2019t yield anything productive, guys. Who\u2019d\u2019ve guessed.<\/li>\n<li>This homework wouldn&#8217;t be hard if I knew how to work excel..<\/li>\n<li>Screw you Pivot Table! I won!!! (in fairness it won from 8:30 to now)&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>One of the options for pie chart formatting in Excel is &#8220;pie explosion&#8221;. PIE EXPLOSION!<\/li>\n<li>Saved someone&#8217;s whole day with 7 #Excel functions and a Pivot Table<\/li>\n<li>I just want text in my Pivot Table is that so hard to understand? #ExcelSucksAsAWordProcessor<\/li>\n<li>So far, engineering school has taught me how to impress people with Excel charts.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"This homework wouldn't be hard if I knew how to work excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" alt=\"This homework wouldn't be hard if I knew how to work excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/twitter20140613.png\" width=\"359\" height=\"359\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This week\u2019s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/robmartinez\/statuses\/476509788210495488\">robmartinez<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KatPanucci\/statuses\/476384650978664449\">KatPanucci<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/spikespike\/statuses\/474615692738961408\">spikespike<\/a>, MarkBrooksVA, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FiercelyNormal\/statuses\/475039613099077632\">FiercelyNormal<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DMo1892\/statuses\/475976170970701825\">DMo1892<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MuzanAlneel\/statuses\/476615989803896832\">MuzanAlneel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KKellySaunders\/statuses\/476403341271240705\">KKellySaunders<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lizziet94\/statuses\/476554690964905984\">lizziet94<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dot_coma\/statuses\/476535846993002496\">dot_coma<\/a>, dustindematteo, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sjrodriguez_\/statuses\/475828578874322944\">sjrodriguez_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/a_hittt\/statuses\/476449965406183424\">a_hittt<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/scottyankey\/statuses\/476431527450906624\">scottyankey<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/smellmycheese\/statuses\/475917135911616512\">smellmycheese<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dan_Bzz\/statuses\/474248805161107457\">Dan_Bzz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jaspergregory\/statuses\/476113023740813312\">jaspergregory<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_THeath_\/statuses\/476385000904867840\">_THeath_<\/a><\/p>\n<p>___________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, you can use Excel for tracking World Cup goals, or your life goals. 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