{"id":218,"date":"2009-12-24T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/24\/excel-twitters-20091224\/"},"modified":"2021-05-17T11:59:28","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T15:59:28","slug":"excel-twitters-20091224","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/24\/excel-twitters-20091224\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20091224"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, it\u2019s Christmas Eve, and all the shopping is done, presents are wrapped, and complicated toys are assembled. Time for you to curl up with a nice Excel spreadsheet, play a few games, and relax by the crackling fire.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n<h3>Excel Games<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>For those interested, MS Excel 95 had a code embedded in it that brought up a &quot;Doom&quot; styled game. &#8216;Twas called &quot;The Hall of Tormented Souls&quot; <\/li>\n<li>you can always be overly-indie and experimental and start making games in excel. <\/li>\n<li>There was just a question on The Weakest Link about Excel spreadsheets. I got it right. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Holiday Cheer<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>WHO doesn&#8217;t know how to sort in Excel?!? my CAT can SORT in Excel. Dear Santa, forget the toy &#8211; bring me a bottle of Cabo Wabo. Blue. <\/li>\n<li>How did people organise Christmas dinner before the internet, excel speadsheets and cut and paste? <\/li>\n<li>Doing accounts with Excel&#8230;feel like a 21st century Bob Cratchit<\/li>\n<li>i am getting paid $15 an hour to talk about christmas, write names on file folders, and teach people how to use excel. god i love temp work!<\/li>\n<li>LOL&#8230;they should run a special Excel class just to help ppl w\/ their Xmas card lists! Every year it&#8217;s such a headache&#8230;. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>The Shopping Is Done<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Is it just me? I feel like I need an excel spreadsheet or something to keep track of gifts purchased, shipping dates, arrival dates, etc.!!! <\/li>\n<li>Big Family, 100+Gifts Color Coded Excel Spreadsheet 4 Christmas Gifts! Givers &amp; Receivers, Bought, Wrapped, Ordered, Shipped, Almost Done! <\/li>\n<li>I organized all our X-mas shopping into a multi-sheet spreadsheet in Excel. My wife claims this is &quot;nerdy&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>Enhanced the pivot table macro by updating embedded .exe to facilitate even speedier Xmas packing? Check. Laundry started? Hells no! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n<p>P.S. If you or your cat need help with those lists, see the Contextures page on <a title=\"Excel sorting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlSort01.html\">Excel sorting<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, it\u2019s Christmas Eve, and all the shopping is done, presents are wrapped, and complicated toys are assembled. Time for you to curl up with a nice Excel spreadsheet, play a few games, and relax by the crackling fire. Merry Christmas! Excel Games For those interested, MS Excel 95 had a code embedded in it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/24\/excel-twitters-20091224\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20091224&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4245,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/4245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}