{"id":2191,"date":"2014-07-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-11T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2191"},"modified":"2016-05-20T11:23:34","modified_gmt":"2016-05-20T15:23:34","slug":"excel-twitter-20140711","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/07\/11\/excel-twitter-20140711\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140711"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/image.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"74\" height=\"74\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>If that girl at the office thinks your spreadsheet is cute, don\u2019t spoil the magic by forgetting the workbook password.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I spent 95% of my work day waiting for excel to load<\/li>\n<li>Convinced that you have to be a literal wizard to work excel #baffled #actualsorcery<\/li>\n<li>If only excel had the option of creating a code automatically by you just saying what you want. Yes. life would be so awesome! #excel<\/li>\n<li>Death by a thousand Excel worksheet tabs&#8230; #fb<\/li>\n<li>A million apes with a million copies of Excel in a million years would never create the incomprehensible graph our &#8220;data guys&#8221; dreamed up!<\/li>\n<li>Excel Advanced Filters are making me feel both stabby &amp; stupid.<\/li>\n<li>Just used some code to swap two columns on Excel and I feel like I&#8217;ve entered the matrix.<\/li>\n<li>So there IS fast way to delete rows and columns on excel. I feel really stupid right now! why did I just think of googling this now??<\/li>\n<li>my boss told me this week that the reason i was so bad at excel was because i didn&#8217;t play enough video games.<\/li>\n<li>Excel crashed and I lost 3 days of work that&#8217;s due tomorrow. Damn I love technology.<\/li>\n<li>Dear @Microsoft, My Excel for Mac as &#8216;unexpectedly&#8217; lost its biscuits 8x today during work. Any reason why? #ThisCantBeNormal<\/li>\n<li>My dad accidentally deleted a whole weekend worth of MY Excel office work -_- The pain is too real right now<\/li>\n<li>Girl at work that I fancy said my Excel spreadsheet I made to log my tasks was &#8216;cute&#8217;.<\/li>\n<li>Yes, this workbook contains a lot of things. You don&#8217;t have to explode into a tantrum every time I open you, Microsoft Excel<\/li>\n<li>another day, another excuse to use INDIRECT() in an excel worksheet.<\/li>\n<li>someone teach me how to make a pivot table and I&#8217;ll love you forever. or at least until next Thursday..<\/li>\n<li>Nothing makes you feel magical quite like showing your pivot table to a coworker who&#8217;s never seen one before.<\/li>\n<li>Nothing better than locking a spreadsheet with a complicated password. Until you forget that password. #Excel #LockedOut #FML<\/li>\n<li>Kids &#8211; learn three things in Excel. Vlookup. Pivot tables. How to create a chart. The average office worker will think you&#8217;re a GOD.<\/li>\n<li>Adding &#8220;totally under-appreciated pivot table genius&#8221; to my Linkedin profile. Watch the job offers roll in.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I spent 95% of my work day waiting for excel to load http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/twitter20140711.png\" alt=\"I spent 95% of my work day waiting for excel to load http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"360\" height=\"355\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This week\u2019s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jordanmanzo\/statuses\/483598810677923840\">jordanmanzo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bridgetrafter\/statuses\/483739402624331777\">bridgetrafter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/awe_sumo\/statuses\/482179452739538944\">awe_sumo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pauljadam\/statuses\/481918516321218560\">pauljadam<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tclayunderwood\/statuses\/482184714359304195\">tclayunderwood<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Stubbs\/statuses\/482631247509094400\">Stubbs<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SeanPjAMcDonagh\/statuses\/484997878122029056\">SeanPjAMcDonagh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oliviadledesma\/statuses\/483806707248676867\">oliviadledesma<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RoryCarlyle\/statuses\/484449948931723265\">RoryCarlyle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Chris_F_22\/statuses\/484430038150832128\">Chris_F_22<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AstroSpanner\/statuses\/484271822142472193\">AstroSpanner<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/brookee29\/statuses\/484541641961635841\">brookee29<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/therealdesh\/statuses\/484389929053458432\">therealdesh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JohnnyGotm\/statuses\/484780467775082496\">JohnnyGotm<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrPSB\/statuses\/486498174321057793\">MrPSB<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/B3nMay\/statuses\/484693023537004544\">B3nMay<\/a><\/p>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If that girl at the office thinks your spreadsheet is cute, don\u2019t spoil the magic by forgetting the workbook password.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2190,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2191"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2787,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191\/revisions\/2787"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}