{"id":2214,"date":"2014-08-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2214"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:07","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:07","slug":"excel-twitter-20140822","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/08\/22\/excel-twitter-20140822\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140822"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/image1.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"51\" height=\"55\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>If Excel incantations are your super power, a Margarita might be your only reward. However, if you learn macros and pivot tables, you could become a manager, with lots of coffee.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I think I&#8217;ve contracted managerial disease: I made a pivot table on purpose.<\/li>\n<li>So I just wrote a formula with 590 characters in it. Take that Excel. #Boss #Work #GeekTweet<\/li>\n<li>Just used concatenate in excel and feeling pretty much like a boss now.<\/li>\n<li>When you start looking through your desk drawers for an excel workbook, it&#8217;s time to call it a day #monday<\/li>\n<li>In which I teach myself the most complicated Excel formula and chart ever today. Thanks, Internet! *reaches for margarita*<\/li>\n<li>This kind of morning. I\u2019ve made a really pretty graph in excel but it bears zero relevance to the data in front of me.<\/li>\n<li>Thank goodness for VBA code in Excel 2010. The UI and its ribbons leaves me exhausted.<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re going to have a blank row in an Excel worksheet, you&#8217;d better have a *really* good reason<\/li>\n<li>I want to make more pivot tables but I don&#8217;t have anything to make a pivot table for :'(<\/li>\n<li>There is a special place in hell reserved for people who hard-code rows of totals in excel<\/li>\n<li>according to my boss, I am capable of &#8220;Excel incantations.&#8221; sadly, I haven&#8217;t been able to find this on LinkedIn&#8217;s dropdown skills list<\/li>\n<li>How many worksheets is too many worksheets in an Excel workbook? Asking for a friend. &#8230;<\/li>\n<li>*Sigh* Googled how to make a graph in excel and can&#8217;t even follow the one with the words and pictures. Pls put me out of my misery #noidea<\/li>\n<li>color-coding text in a sad attempt to make an excel worksheet fun<\/li>\n<li>I dislike when you do an amazing graph in one Excel sheet then forget how you did it when you want to do another one.<\/li>\n<li>I had taken an excel 2013 course and then when I walked into work we only had 2010 and I felt like a poor.<\/li>\n<li>Using my last few days of work to watch Excel tutorials and I&#8217;m so hopped on Excel right now. Who knew you could do so much cool stuff?!<\/li>\n<li>That moment when there isn&#8217;t enough coffee in the world, and then you realize you are supposed to work on Excel Macros. Weeping.<\/li>\n<li>Only taken me 5 months to crack this pivot table !!! So happy I got it right today !!<\/li>\n<li>Friends with pivot table skills are keepers for life.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Friends with pivot table skills are keepers for life. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/twitter20140822.png\" alt=\"Friends with pivot table skills are keepers for life. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"359\" height=\"359\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This week\u2019s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/slauriat\/statuses\/497823539412865024\">slauriat<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatChapYouKnow\/statuses\/499935730458972160\">ThatChapYouKnow<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/glennym\/statuses\/500201326673149952\">glennym<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JessicaWacker\/status\/498931686663815169\">@JessicaWacker<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kganthony\/statuses\/500034873676279808\">kganthony<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/holleyalex\/statuses\/497330227182579712\">holleyalex<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rachmuircroft\/statuses\/499187096608063488\">rachmuircroft<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thefrancisblog\/statuses\/499936506933698560\">thefrancisblog<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RachhNYC\/statuses\/498279800252166144\">RachhNYC<\/a>, hax_menge, vallerina26, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chosking\/statuses\/499582400234807296\">chosking<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/llcord\/statuses\/500245001725419522\">llcord<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/summerdaze_\/statuses\/497508737976782849\">summerdaze_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sachant\/statuses\/497515890875715584\">Sachant<\/a>, mooseonabender, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/amandaretta\/statuses\/499941237193834497\">amandaretta<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MeganCarolan\/statuses\/499915267116642304\">MeganCarolan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Missrepresent\/statuses\/500312444997468160\">Missrepresent<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/googlefabulous\/statuses\/500298943972904960\">googlefabulous<\/a><\/p>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel incantations are your super power, a Margarita might be your only reward. 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