{"id":222,"date":"2009-12-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/28\/excel-twitters-20091228\/"},"modified":"2009-12-27T13:46:52","modified_gmt":"2009-12-27T18:46:52","slug":"excel-twitters-20091228","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/28\/excel-twitters-20091228\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20091228"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cartoon backgrounds in your Excel worksheets? Why not? Things are slow during the last week of the year, so have a bit of fun. Just remember to get rid of those backgrounds before the new year starts!<\/p>\n<h3>Formatting Frenzy <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Note to Excel users. Just because there are hundreds of available colors does not mean they should all be used in one spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I use Excel ALL DAY. After I replied to you I promptly started putting cartoon backgrounds on my workload vs performance analysis. <\/li>\n<li>sometimes at work I start highlighting boxes in excel. I do this until I believe I have highlighted a perfect square then measure each side <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Iconic Humour<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I want one of those giant icon suits in the Windows mobile adverts. I think I would like to be word&#8230;. or maybe excel. <\/li>\n<li>I like ordering icons in my dock to make little words\u2026 Example:Powerpoint + Entourage + Word + Excel = PEWX. \ud83d\ude1b <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5><\/h5>\n<h3>Excel and Beer <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Question of the day.. Is MS working w\/ alcohol producers? Cuz excel 2007 makes me want to drink @ work. Sooooooo slow and stupid. Ugh! <\/li>\n<li>I need a glass of brunello and to master excel within the hour. <\/li>\n<li>Anyone in Tweetville an EXCEL pro? How do I make it so different pages are on tabs. Wines, Beers &amp; Spirits should be diff pages HELP!!<\/li>\n<li>So I think I&#8217;m gonna do it guys. I&#8217;m going to inventory my freezer\/pantry. This will take a lot of time, Excel, and beer. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n<p>P.S. For help with Excel, see Contextures <a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cartoon backgrounds in your Excel worksheets? Why not? Things are slow during the last week of the year, so have a bit of fun. Just remember to get rid of those backgrounds before the new year starts! Formatting Frenzy Note to Excel users. Just because there are hundreds of available colors does not mean they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/28\/excel-twitters-20091228\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20091228&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":223,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions\/223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}