{"id":2249,"date":"2014-09-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2249"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:07","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:07","slug":"excel-twitter-20140926","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/09\/26\/excel-twitter-20140926\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20140926"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/image3.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"57\" height=\"58\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>If you Google for pivot table, don\u2019t follow any advice that suggests a 3-D pie chart or a bowl of Froot Loops. I\u2019m sure that Gridmaster Flash would agree.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>can&#8217;t do a scatter chart from pivot table data but can do a 3d pie. are you trying to make us present badly, excel?<\/li>\n<li>Wedding negotiations are impossible. Chris wants to centre align the excel columns, I want to left (indent). This is never going to work.<\/li>\n<li>Today I bragged to my buddy at work about the vlookup I wrote in Excel and we high fived, I gotta get out of this office<\/li>\n<li>ok excel spread sheet, 45 minutes left in this work week and it&#8217;s just me and you.<\/li>\n<li>My daughter made a bar graph in Excel on her Mac. I think she can now apply for data science jobs.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m starting to doubt that I will ever truly be successful in life because I can&#8217;t even work Excel #helpme #PostgradProbs<\/li>\n<li>I wish I would have tried harder to learn excel when I had the chance. Bc the chart I just made for my boss looks like a child did it.<\/li>\n<li>Current status; googling &#8220;pivot table&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Just got called &#8220;the resident Excel expert&#8221; at work. For the sake of my work place, I hope that is not nearly true<\/li>\n<li>Poor boy in the library sat down and worked on a pivot table for 30 minutes, said &#8220;I can&#8217;t wait for this semester to be over&#8221;, and left.<\/li>\n<li>I fixed a pivot table issue. Can I go home early now?<\/li>\n<li>On the other hand, maybe there&#8217;s a way to create a very simple bar chart without learning Excel. Here&#8217;s hoping.<\/li>\n<li>When does excel just becomes too much excel? Probably at the demographics analysis pie chart that looks like an umbrella&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>How appropriate that I just saved an Excel file with the name &#8216;I hate math and charts&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>If you say that you&#8217;re not &#8216;Excel Stupid&#8217; but don&#8217;t know how to unhide a sheet, you&#8217;re a prime example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.<\/li>\n<li>my boss just referred to me as &#8220;gridmaster flash&#8221; and everyone is now aware of my weird love for excel<\/li>\n<li>My Excel workbook for data analysis looks like (as my professor said) &#8220;an old bowl of Fruit Loops&#8221;. #somanycolors @BYUmpa<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m taking a drink every time this guy says &#8220;Pivot Table.&#8221; The drink is of sadness. I&#8217;ve taken a lot of them. #ExcelTraining<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I fixed a pivot table issue. Can I go home early now? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/twitter20140926.png\" alt=\"I fixed a pivot table issue. Can I go home early now? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"357\" height=\"357\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This week\u2019s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/whereishayden\/statuses\/512756899163303936\">whereishayden<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JessicaRFisher\/statuses\/513409047933227009\">JessicaRFisher<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/teej430\/statuses\/512724879095775232\">teej430<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/derekalexander\/statuses\/513120004355534848\">derekalexander<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/williamscraigm\/statuses\/513788136347160576\">williamscraigm<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kaymkay24\/statuses\/512670014097195009\">kaymkay24<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Z_Pear\/statuses\/513049403482181632\">Z_Pear<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/colemanm\/statuses\/512709659270971392\">colemanm<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adamsaich_\/statuses\/512974099132727296\">Adamsaich_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LGeeLTee\/statuses\/514123696869748736\">LGeeLTee<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CaraFennec\/statuses\/512926547159048192\">CaraFennec<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Fritinancy\/statuses\/514891940131651585\">Fritinancy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/marseillaise74\/statuses\/514698591525675010\">marseillaise74<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ellerich\/statuses\/514805984737624064\">ellerich<\/a>, TwoTierJunkie, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/brittneybish\/statuses\/514891004865171458\">brittneybish<\/a>, mallgood01, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nick_Scott\/statuses\/514497938471780352\">Nick_Scott<\/a><\/p>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you Google for pivot table, don\u2019t follow any advice that suggests a 3-D pie chart or a bowl of Froot Loops. 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