{"id":226,"date":"2009-12-31T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-31T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/31\/excel-twitters-20091231\/"},"modified":"2009-12-31T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20091231","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/31\/excel-twitters-20091231\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20091231"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last day of the year\/decade. You&#8217;ll have a few days away from your boss, enjoying time with your family. Happy New Year! <\/p>\n<h3>Here Comes the Boss <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I feel like I&#8217;m in a Nascar pit crew when the boss comes round n I hav 3 secs to look busy. Facebook &amp; ESPN closed! Excel, maximize! <\/li>\n<li>My boss just called, asking me how Excel works. I really should have demanded a raise before I told him. <\/li>\n<li>My 75 year old boss hand writes AND THEN puts it in excel. I don&#8217;t think he gets it <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Family Secrets <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I have a secret weapon when it comes to Excel. I married a CPA. <\/li>\n<li>I am to show my dear mother the basics of Excel. This will not end well. <\/li>\n<li>teaching dad about gmail labels, quick links and excel shortcuts. Now that is a Xmas present with love and lots of patience! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Bad Year <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Old man next to me on train reading a book on excel 2003, should I tell him there on 2008 now? <\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;m going to try Quicken this year. I shall miss my outlandishly intricate Excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>All of my excel grids are broken. None are replicating formulas, even when I do Paste Special: Formulas. Worst tragedy of my 2009. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n<p>P.S. For up to date Excel books, see Contextures <a title=\"Excel Books\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlbooks.html\">Excel Books<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last day of the year\/decade. You&#8217;ll have a few days away from your boss, enjoying time with your family. Happy New Year! Here Comes the Boss I feel like I&#8217;m in a Nascar pit crew when the boss comes round n I hav 3 secs to look busy. Facebook &amp; ESPN closed! Excel, maximize! My &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/31\/excel-twitters-20091231\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20091231&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}