{"id":2276,"date":"2014-10-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-24T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2276"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:31","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:31","slug":"excel-twitter-20141024","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/10\/24\/excel-twitter-20141024\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20141024"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You don&#8217;t have to tweet about every chart that you make, especially if you&#8217;ve had a few drinks. Stick to coffee and French toast \u2013 it will make life easier.<\/p>\n<p>Do any of this week&#8217;s tweets sound familiar? Which one is your favourite?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20141024\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/twitter20141024.png\" alt=\"twitter20141024\" width=\"355\" height=\"355\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sipping coffee while simultaneously making charts on Excel and reading Wall Street Journal articles. I&#8217;m adulting pretty hard today.<\/li>\n<li>Started freaking out bc I couldn&#8217;t find the data set I wanted in the Excel workbook I had open&#8230; Until I scrolled down. #stupid<\/li>\n<li>Tonighhhht I am drunk-coding an Excel function for work but AT HOME, because they won&#8217;t let me be drunk at work. I read a policy about that.<\/li>\n<li>How the French toast do you make a graph on excel? #NobodyTaughtMeThis<\/li>\n<li>I work in excel every day&#8230;I want to stab it too<\/li>\n<li>I may be the only employee that requests windows after I&#8217;ve had a mac for months. Not my fault the #excel plugins I love don&#8217;t work for mac<\/li>\n<li>A few lines of code go a long way&#8230;. several hours saved by knowing a little VBA for excel.<\/li>\n<li>Just learned how to &#8220;parse&#8221;. If you don&#8217;t know how you don&#8217;t work with Excel as extensively as I do and I envy you #beinganadultisstupid<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m trying to make Excel do my work and it doesn&#8217;t want to quite do 100% of the thinking. Stupid Excel.<\/li>\n<li>If you must color code rows in your Excel workbook rather than using fields, for the love of humanity PUT IN A LEGEND<\/li>\n<li>Guys, I just DOMINATED a pivot table. I feel like a man.<\/li>\n<li>Do you &#8220;conditional formatting&#8221; love it though, or &#8220;pivot table and Macros&#8221; love it?<\/li>\n<li>My work computer on opening a 6mb excel file; &#8220;I DON&#8217;T WANNAAAAAAAA!&#8221; *crashes*<\/li>\n<li>I really wish we have excel 2013 at work. I would be all over my Information Technology homework.<\/li>\n<li>This is the first time I&#8217;ve used Excel to make a chart and I WILL TWEET IT TO EVERYONE.<\/li>\n<li>Crap &#8211; I think I need a pivot table. *panic*<\/li>\n<li>I think it is the sign of my tiredness that I have just spent 5 minutes admiring the beauty of the pivot table I created. ????<\/li>\n<li>My husband announced at dinner that he had pivot tabled a relational database using MS Query. #ConversationKiller<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I think Excel is boring. Then a pivot table makes my life easier, and I think that&#8217;s OK.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This week&#8217;s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/awellofcards\/statuses\/524572131469053952\">awellofcards<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/seapig\/statuses\/523350509080424449\">seapig<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ZetaTweetz\/statuses\/523340147702890496\">ZetaTweetz<\/a>, x, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bcdillaman\/statuses\/524405928179679232\">Bcdillaman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kac4509\/statuses\/524390118342160384\">kac4509<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jjsolly\/statuses\/524589538107461633\">jjsolly<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/marisajmullane\/statuses\/523168147486945280\">marisajmullane<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Karama9\/statuses\/522758118053543937\">Karama9<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/manasclerk\/statuses\/522765304943108098\">manasclerk<\/a>, x, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jtlovell1979\/statuses\/523190277133987840\">jtlovell1979<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mumps\/statuses\/523128792811069441\">Mumps<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DeseNuttttttts\/statuses\/523243046482493442\">DeseNuttttttts<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/biryaniwhore\/statuses\/522809725151219712\">biryaniwhore<\/a>, sophistifunk, x, x, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SophieHColeman\/statuses\/522692833757908992\">SophieHColeman<\/a><\/p>\n<p>________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 148px; left: 30px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You don&#8217;t have to tweet about every chart that you make, especially if you&#8217;ve had a few drinks. 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