{"id":2280,"date":"2014-10-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-31T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2280"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:31","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:31","slug":"excel-twitter-20141031","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/10\/31\/excel-twitter-20141031\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20141031"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween! I hope your day is filled with pivot table treats, instead of spreadsheet tricks. And don&#8217;t accept any break room coffee, or donut charts, when you go trick-or-treating in your bean counter costume.<\/p>\n<p>Do any of this week\u2019s tweets sound familiar? Which one is your favourite?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20141031\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/twitter20141031.png\" alt=\"twitter20141031\" width=\"356\" height=\"357\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>530am is too early to troubleshoot excel worksheet problems.<\/li>\n<li>Watching a software engineer attempt to use excel and do finance metrics is like having him watch me attempt to code an application in C++<\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s advanced excel, right now I&#8217;m happy when &#8216;IF&#8217; rules work properly.<\/li>\n<li>*created pivot table* *edited pivot table source data* *broke pivot table* *tried to fix pivot table* &#8230; &#8230; &#8230; &#8230; *made a cup of tea*<\/li>\n<li>When I am president of the universe, the use of either donut charts or the Excel default colors will merit jail time.<\/li>\n<li>Did you know that Excel has TABS? Different worksheets in the same workbook? Little thingies at the bottom. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS? smh<\/li>\n<li>Your spreadsheet has 5 columns and 8 rows&#8230; do you really needs to make it a pivot table?<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I create really huge nested IF statements in Excel just for fun. My sizing chart is pretty amazing &#8230; be jealous. \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>I hate VLookup functions in Excel &#8211; they&#8217;re stupid and inconsistent. Either that or I am, neither possibility I like #Excel<\/li>\n<li>At work we have world class software devs, Matlab, Excel&#8230;And a bean counter still walks round with an oap-style massive buttons calculator<\/li>\n<li>showed my boss the format painter tool in excel&#8230;she is ver intrigued, but skeptical. #myofficelife<\/li>\n<li>My boss prefers a different excel number format than me and it&#8217;s honestly so stressful<\/li>\n<li>Anybody with excel can make a chart and make stats a certain way. It&#8217;s the photoshop of numbers.<\/li>\n<li>Why does Excel have to crash just when you did I lot of work and haven&#8217;t saved it yet? ;(<\/li>\n<li>Excel 2013 is amazing. It practically does the work for you! Now to invent a need for a spreadsheet. #geekyandproud<\/li>\n<li>Chugging break room coffee leads to excel pivot table hallucinations<\/li>\n<li>Proud to say, that in ~25 years in tech, today is the first day I had to use a pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>The graph looks like this because I don&#8217;t know how to make excel make it not look like this #science<\/li>\n<li>Workbook? More like funbook! #excel<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p>CassieWrites_, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jmendoza8819\/statuses\/525369406793449474\">jmendoza8819<\/a>, scotskidd, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/shezza_t\/statuses\/525589403612499969\">shezza_t<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ConBerd\/statuses\/527826595802021889\">ConBerd<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mike_Darnell\/statuses\/524965375398907905\">Mike_Darnell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HeyJo1\/statuses\/525285772858228736\">HeyJo1<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RPI_Jeanell\/statuses\/524942498297167873\">RPI_Jeanell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BoobBoo\/statuses\/526780905147600896\">BoobBoo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/damawa42\/statuses\/527475094231449600\">damawa42<\/a>, kelsimeleahward, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/michaeljdocks\/statuses\/526853775160795137\">michaeljdocks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/holyfuckitsnino\/statuses\/525291539971715072\">holyfuckitsnino<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/icyicie\/statuses\/524957565525192705\">icyicie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/finnis82sian\/statuses\/524892691382157312\">finnis82sian<\/a>, Nadreamteam, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tsykoduk\/statuses\/525334587900043265\">tsykoduk<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/elizabeth_gust\/statuses\/527819166732910593\">elizabeth_gust<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/blemish\/statuses\/527098580624875520\">blemish<\/a><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween! 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