{"id":2285,"date":"2014-11-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2285"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:21","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:21","slug":"excel-twitter-20141107","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/11\/07\/excel-twitter-20141107\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20141107"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you win today&#8217;s battle with Excel, and answer the exam questions correctly, you might earn your accredited degree in chart formatting. Or a lie down.<\/p>\n<p>And you can vote for your favourite tweet, at the end of this post.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Just spent an hour creating a pie chart in Excel. I need a lie down http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/twitter20141107.png\" alt=\"Just spent an hour creating a pie chart in Excel. I need a lie down http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"358\" height=\"358\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I was endorsed for Excel on Linkedin I have no idea how to work Excel<\/li>\n<li>I just designed the most beautiful excel formula. Oh my god. I think I am doing this assignment in a stupid way, but this one formula&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft, in Excel, why is it simple to do advanced statistical analyses, but impossible to figure out how to edit text on charts?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll say it, not only do I like Excel, I also have a soft spot for Word Clouds and in certain uses, Pie Charts.<\/li>\n<li>Waiting for excel to open is the &#8220;waiting for code to compile&#8221; of MBAs.<\/li>\n<li>Watching my husband work in Excel makes my brain hurt. ??<\/li>\n<li>You and you\u2019re formatted Excel workbook with blank rows and merged cells. You disgust me.<\/li>\n<li>Coworker does not key in cents because he says they are insignificant but continues to format dollars to display cents on reports. Why???<\/li>\n<li>Learned the hard way; #VBA crashing can destroy many lines of code, if forget to save in between. No recovery function as in #Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Successfully created a pivot table and therefore I won today&#8217;s battle with excel. #BenVsExcel<\/li>\n<li>Question on my computer science exam; excel can produce a) pie charts b) bread charts c) beef charts d) apply charts. ooo toughy.<\/li>\n<li>Biology, where you can get an accredited degree in formatting excel charts<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ve done so many reports at work this fall, I\u2019m thinking of cosplaying as an Excel spreadsheet! \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>Just spent an hour creating a pie chart in Excel. I need a lie down. #NotMyStrongSuit<\/li>\n<li>Filling out my daily project spreadsheet at work. What&#8217;s the Excel formula for &#8220;Kicking Ass&#8221;?<\/li>\n<li>When exporting my worksheet to PDF it turns up blank. Just what I need now, Excel! 2kb of NOTHING.<\/li>\n<li>Just changed an Excel spreadsheet and watched the copied and pasted chart change in PowerPoint. Just like in 1990, baby.<\/li>\n<li>My pivot table doesn&#8217;t know which way to pivot anymore. And I don&#8217;t even care.<\/li>\n<li>If I had a dollar for every Excel graph I&#8217;ve seen today with &#8220;Chart Title&#8221; instead of an actual title I&#8217;d have booze money for the week.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Vote For Your Favourite<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/forms\/d\/1d7Ni6Kyx7IklHa4io0BMpt8yMvPmXH0M7W0SI27b_is\/viewform?embedded=true\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\">Loading&#8230;<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Biancaiksorb\/statuses\/527903090985672704\">Biancaiksorb<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DBstandsfor\/statuses\/528048659343364097\">DBstandsfor<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HannahHaymond\/statuses\/529086900259127296\">HannahHaymond<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mgershoff\/statuses\/529415534043860992\">mgershoff<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GultiGrinch\/statuses\/529207458527313921\">GultiGrinch<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emilymwinter\/statuses\/529422461406674945\">emilymwinter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rawales2\/statuses\/529706104695959553\">rawales2<\/a>, JohnKeegan, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dirkmueller8\/statuses\/529933315542118401\">dirkmueller8<\/a>, tingeltangelben, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/christine__rad\/statuses\/529680262297583616\">christine__rad<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emmagbea\/statuses\/529090221707898881\">emmagbea<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bacon_way\/statuses\/529397703004803072\">bacon_way<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrTweetTastic\/statuses\/527924070914879488\">MrTweetTastic<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dark516Knight\/statuses\/527890347469201408\">Dark516Knight<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MagnusAspli\/statuses\/529550242195460097\">MagnusAspli<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tlberglund\/statuses\/529720456119861249\">tlberglund<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Chroma3395\/statuses\/529678738733416448\">Chroma3395<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lbeeofall\/statuses\/529429909996044288\">Lbeeofall<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you win today&#8217;s battle with Excel, and answer the exam questions correctly, you might earn your accredited degree in chart formatting. 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