{"id":2293,"date":"2014-11-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-14T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2293"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:21","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:21","slug":"excel-twitter-20141114","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/11\/14\/excel-twitter-20141114\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20141114"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks for voting, and last week&#8217;s favourite tweet was:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;My pivot table doesn&#8217;t know which way to pivot anymore. And I don&#8217;t even care.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Remember to cast your vote this week, at the bottom of this post \u2013 thanks!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"I'd gladly buy a drink for whoever invented the pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/twitter20141114.png\" alt=\"I'd gladly buy a drink for whoever invented the pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"356\" height=\"356\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s easy to be proud of that #Excel sheet you made at work until you realize someone else went to work and landed a robot on a #comet.<\/li>\n<li>I now declare Fridays to be Pivot Table Fridays.<\/li>\n<li>It doesn\u2019t matter what platform or language I work in, I will *ALWAYS* end up writing Excel export routines.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t suppose any of my teaching followers are so amazing at excel they could show me how to get a spreadsheet to colour code itself?<\/li>\n<li>My pivot table works! This is the greatest day in recorded human history so far.<\/li>\n<li>A whole mornings work has just been lost in a haze rapidly flickering excel madness followed by the frozen screen of death&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>This guy my age at work was doing calcs with paper and calculator i was sad for him that his phd program didnt cover excel<\/li>\n<li>Just realized I messed up an 1,000 line excel, in which I saved my work as I went&#8230; Meaning I have to start from the beginning &#8230; I quit<\/li>\n<li>Feeling like a coding wizard after messing around with a Visual Basic code on Excel and it actually working how I want it too #youareawizard<\/li>\n<li>That moment when your excel document crashes, and you lose 4 days worth of work, and the project is due tomorrow.<\/li>\n<li>It puzzles me why people &#8220;colour code&#8221; in Excel. Any good ideas why?<\/li>\n<li>Things I would rather do than work on an excel spreadsheet; 1; eat kale 2; bathe cats 3; get hit by a car<\/li>\n<li>Instead of swearing at work am trying &#8220;Swedish Chef mode.&#8221; Flurdy merg berg EVENT flurgity murgist merg REQUISITION blarg blurgish EXCEL.<\/li>\n<li>Pivot Charts in excel are a thing of beauty. #nerdtweet<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m about to go over to (name of prominent consulting company) and punch someone in the face. Don&#8217;t hard-code numbers in #Excel<\/li>\n<li>Just spent half an hour at work popping bubble wrap. You could get away with actual murder in this office as long as you&#8217;ve got Excel open.<\/li>\n<li>Apparently Excel MVPs tell Microsoft to remove 3d charts, but CEOs like them. I guess they will stay then.<\/li>\n<li>Teaching older people at work how to use excel..on an apple computer&#8230;.in sign language ??<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve sworn at MS Excel as much as the next guy, but I&#8217;d gladly buy a drink for whoever invented the pivot table. #lovemynumbers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________________________<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/forms\/d\/1uoUJOn8gnYtQOqJag5sN03NgQuywgblqVN_y17rl1Q8\/viewform?embedded=true\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\">Loading&#8230;<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>_____________________________<\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DavidMasnato\/statuses\/532602013545005056\">DavidMasnato<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aaandreaaaaa\/statuses\/530807317529636864\">aaandreaaaaa<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alanstevens\/statuses\/532655418204774400\">alanstevens<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrStaveley\/statuses\/532264053826416640\">MrStaveley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WubeyOneKenobi\/statuses\/532143399047286784\">WubeyOneKenobi<\/a>, EveyRyan, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mostguyever\/statuses\/532013031870300160\">mostguyever<\/a>, Indifferentfaux, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/z0mbiewh0re\/statuses\/532595399413211136\">z0mbiewh0re<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lebawsroux\/statuses\/532396786707861505\">lebawsroux<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vndimitrova\/statuses\/530373540584128513\">vndimitrova<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sethbaysinger\/statuses\/531879791377403905\">sethbaysinger<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lizlantz\/statuses\/530901906730676224\">lizlantz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SamHoppen\/statuses\/530186372473032704\">SamHoppen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/crossingaz\/statuses\/531864966425759744\">crossingaz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chrisjcavanagh\/statuses\/530762793419804673\">chrisjcavanagh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/robradburn\/statuses\/531845501302628352\">robradburn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheDaily_Jenn\/statuses\/530710131064197120\">TheDaily_Jenn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/StvWinter\/statuses\/530506203169030145\">StvWinter<\/a><\/p>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks for voting, and last week&#8217;s favourite tweet was: &#8220;My pivot table doesn&#8217;t know which way to pivot anymore. 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