{"id":2298,"date":"2014-11-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2298"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:31","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:31","slug":"excel-twitter-20141121","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/11\/21\/excel-twitter-20141121\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20141121"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We must not judge \u2013 even if people are shouting &#8220;Eureka!&#8221; or are hoping that a ponytail will make them better at Excel.<\/p>\n<p>Remember to vote for your favorite tweet this week, at the end of this post. Last week&#8217;s favorite tweet was:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s easy to be proud of that #Excel sheet you made at work until you realize someone else went to work and landed a robot on a #comet.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"There's a reason this Excel workbook is titled Headache.xlsx http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/twitter20141121.png\" alt=\"There's a reason this Excel workbook is titled Headache.xlsx http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"356\" height=\"356\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The bar is set so low at work that using formulas in excel instead of typing in numbers makes me look like a genius.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a reason this Excel workbook is titled &#8220;Headache.xlsx&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Folks in here praying before this CS exam. Jesus ain&#8217;t ever used Excel and helping someone during a test against the academic honor code.<\/li>\n<li>Just found an Excel workbook open on my desktop. No title. No content. No idea wtf I intended to do with it.<\/li>\n<li>Excel seems stupid for asking you 7 times if you want to save the file until you realize; it&#8217;s just messing with you, and you&#8217;re stupid.<\/li>\n<li>I would rather go to the dentist than have to work with Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Put my hair in a nice low pony for work today. I don&#8217;t feel beautiful but I definitely feel like I can work Excel better<\/li>\n<li>Colleague; &#8220;Ooh, what&#8217;d you use to make these charts?&#8221; Me; &#8220;Just Excel&#8221; Colleague; &#8220;You can add trendlines!?!?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Weird things ministers learn at work; How to make a Venn diagram in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>At that point in the semester where you make an excel spreadsheet to analyze the amount of work you can forgo in order to still pass. Swerve<\/li>\n<li>Life hack; When working in excel, merge your entire workbook, color it yellow and use dark yellow font<\/li>\n<li>10 years I lied about my excel skills. No one ever noticed. This week when my boss asked me to create some chart. How does this work???<\/li>\n<li>I love being the go to Excel guy at work. Especially when my bosses come to me, I spend 2 seconds looking at it and go &#8220;parentheses here&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>An old friend emails, out of the blue, to ask how I am doing. I email back metrics in an Excel chart. I doubt this will surprise him.<\/li>\n<li>Guy in my class just asked me how to make a basic chart in excel&#8230;. *must not judge*<\/li>\n<li>Whenever I figure something out at work, I resist the urge yell &#8220;Eureka!&#8221; Like when I finally solved what pivot table &amp; vlookup to use.<\/li>\n<li>This report is due thursday and after two weeks of trying I still can&#8217;t make the freaking graph in excel<\/li>\n<li>How many engineers does it take to make a bar chart on excel? Apparently 5.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/forms\/d\/1FpOtI2_AjoKDgTh4iS7I11PAdRyFFjJG0p-LGhLWDXU\/viewform?embedded=true\" width=\"500\" height=\"250\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\">Loading&#8230;<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p>x, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/28flyersfan\/statuses\/533138472421588992\">28flyersfan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheDakari\/statuses\/534503827165417472\">TheDakari<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chrismkayser\/statuses\/530112927752531968\">chrismkayser<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiemxwell\/statuses\/534471583625396224\">maggiemxwell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/marscadare\/statuses\/534800646432886784\">marscadare<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/l3hcar\/statuses\/534453077646929920\">l3hcar<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jkholm\/statuses\/533066899454955520\">jkholm<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/revsean\/statuses\/534784104240533504\">revsean<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/julietbevan\/statuses\/534187799684317184\">julietbevan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BillysCool\/statuses\/530091182265995265\">BillysCool<\/a>, x, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sourboysam\/statuses\/534733910257987584\">Sourboysam<\/a>, x, x, ABrowning87, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CrystallBeth\/statuses\/534782015628132352\">CrystallBeth<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChrisGriff87\/statuses\/533593981733842944\">ChrisGriff87<\/a><\/p>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 0.85; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 260px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We must not judge \u2013 even if people are shouting &#8220;Eureka!&#8221; or are hoping that a ponytail will make them better at Excel. Remember to vote for your favorite tweet this week, at the end of this post. Last week&#8217;s favorite tweet was: &#8220;It&#8217;s easy to be proud of that #Excel sheet you made at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2014\/11\/21\/excel-twitter-20141121\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20141121&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2297,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2298"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3056,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298\/revisions\/3056"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}