{"id":230,"date":"2010-01-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/05\/excel-twitters-20100105\/"},"modified":"2010-01-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100105","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/05\/excel-twitters-20100105\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100105"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s pretty cold here this week, so that Palm Springs Film Festival sure sounds tempting. But I\u2019ll probably just stay inside and watch The Simpsons. But wherever I am, I definitely won\u2019t be smoking! <\/p>\n<h3>What We&#8217;re Watching <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>curling up in bed attempting to finish up these excel documents&#8230;$10 says I lose interest in the next 30mins and watch The Simpsons instead <\/li>\n<li>yeah, we are going to have to talk about this addiction to excel. I think there is a show on TLC about it&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>The post where I spend too much time mixing my love of Excel with that of the Palm Springs Film Festival &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/8I51qu\">http:\/\/j.mp\/8I51qu<\/a> &#8211; #PSIFF <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m going to make a documentary called Gihm doing work. It will be in the fashion of &#8216;Kobe Doin Work&#8217; but Excel, not basketball. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Smoking Is Bad <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Now on to reviewing lesson plan for Excel class. I&#8217;m smokin&#8217;! Not really. Smoking is bad for you. I meant that metaphorically. Or something. <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t understand why I can&#8217;t light one up at work &#8211;I mean I would focus more on my damn excel sheets <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Your Tax Dollars <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>our entire office was taught how to use the Sort function in Excel today. I kid you not. your tax dollars at work! <\/li>\n<li>Ugggh, not happy, have to redo all my Excel sheets and invoices for the return to the old VAT rate. What a waste of time. Thanks Government! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Who Chose the Defaults? <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>thanks \ud83d\ude42 It is really frustrating to try and use excel for something it wasn&#8217;t designed for (charts, for instance :P) <\/li>\n<li>New Excel charts look much prettier than old ones, WAAY LESS INTUITIVE TO PUT TOGETHER <\/li>\n<li>Why can&#8217;t I find black &amp; white texture options in Excel 2007 charts anymore? Hasn&#8217;t anyone at Microsoft ever had to write a dissertation? <\/li>\n<li>We need to find the person who chose the defaults for Excel charts. And have a discussion with them.Possibly involving baseball bats. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n<p>P.S. If you\u2019re trying to create a fill pattern in Excel 2007 charts, download Andy Pope\u2019s free <a title=\"Pattern Fill Add-in\" href=\"http:\/\/www.andypope.info\/charts\/patternfills.htm\">Pattern Fill Add-in<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s pretty cold here this week, so that Palm Springs Film Festival sure sounds tempting. But I\u2019ll probably just stay inside and watch The Simpsons. But wherever I am, I definitely won\u2019t be smoking! What We&#8217;re Watching curling up in bed attempting to finish up these excel documents&#8230;$10 says I lose interest in the next &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/05\/excel-twitters-20100105\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100105&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}