{"id":2333,"date":"2015-01-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2333"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:21","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:21","slug":"excel-twitter-20150109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/01\/09\/excel-twitter-20150109\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150109"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is your dark Excel secret? Do you get paid in hugs for your pivot tables? Do you stay late to work on fun Excel projects?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20150109b\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/twitter20150109b.png\" alt=\"twitter20150109b\" width=\"500\" height=\"284\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>When your boss is the CFO, all you do is play with Excel spreadsheet formulas until your eyes bleed.<\/li>\n<li>That moment when you are making an excel spreadsheet for your boss and you aren&#8217;t sure if you are including too much info #WorkProbz<\/li>\n<li>Excel 2013 has *finally* figured out proper graph visualizations. I honestly can&#8217;t believe it. They practically have a &#8220;Tufte Mode&#8221;!<\/li>\n<li>Oh you&#8217;re good at Excel? (whatever that means) here look at this massive document of code and see where I screwed up Thanks college<\/li>\n<li>Back on duty as a pivot table ninja. Finding $0.01 variances over 15 deposit dates of hundreds of thousands of dollars. #livingthedream<\/li>\n<li>code wooshin out my fingers, special excel macro cannons firing on all cylinders, alt-tabbin to twitter so fast that my boss never sees it<\/li>\n<li>If you are going to use Excel without formulas, pivot table or graphs, you should use pen and paper.<\/li>\n<li>My grandfather swore he&#8217;d retire the day they made him use a computer. My Grandma uses Excel like a boss.<\/li>\n<li>Just finished helping my daughter create a graph in Excel for her science fair project. I expect to be paid in hugs for my work.<\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel. This zip code starts with a 0. Stop trying to be smarter than me and continually deleting the leading digit.<\/li>\n<li>Oh for the days when Microsoft products were reliable. Forced system reboot after 20 minutes because Excel has decided it can&#8217;t print.<\/li>\n<li>Why does everyone keep laughing when I say I am staying late at work for a fun excel project?<\/li>\n<li>My dark secret is that I&#8217;m appalling at Microsoft Excel. What in Odin&#8217;s eye is a pivot table and what do I do with it?<\/li>\n<li>Today in my office; old people get mad because someone finally decided an important database shouldn\u2019t be stored in an Excel workbook.<\/li>\n<li>BAM just used a pivot table for the first time and now all my interviews and cover letters from recent years are retroactively NOT LIES.<\/li>\n<li>Excel may be the root (route?) of all evil, but I&#8217;ll be damned if a pivot table isn&#8217;t handy in a pinch. #quickanddirty<\/li>\n<li>Remembering how to create a pivot table is like trying to remember what I ate for lunch yesterday&#8230; I got nothing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This week&#8217;s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/xcaroline\/statuses\/550315733134344192\">xcaroline<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theWillClark\/statuses\/552950242749214720\">theWillClark<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tommyunger\/statuses\/552968955812265984\">tommyunger<\/a>, DerpyDerpasaur, Wisco_girl2, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/letshugbro\/statuses\/552046682498957312\">letshugbro<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LivesInThought\/statuses\/550008697515438080\">LivesInThought<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/anarchival\/statuses\/549589293027823616\">anarchival<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CarrieHowarth1\/statuses\/553019892723904512\">CarrieHowarth1<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reevesman\/statuses\/549021836001148928\">reevesman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Aurum_Boss\/statuses\/550958827336892418\">Aurum_Boss<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/samanthahmackie\/statuses\/552952674543755266\">samanthahmackie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jd_davies\/statuses\/553130132689666049\">jd_davies<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/enderu\/statuses\/552557243669827584\">enderu<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jayackley\/statuses\/552520376300105728\">jayackley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AWhitTwit\/statuses\/552915333531439104\">AWhitTwit<\/a>, KatieLo25<\/p>\n<p>________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is your dark Excel secret? 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