{"id":2341,"date":"2015-01-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2341"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:32","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:32","slug":"excel-twitter-20140116","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/01\/16\/excel-twitter-20140116\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150116"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t help your parents with their Excel charts, you&#8217;ll never be smart enough to understand those pivot table jokes. And Christmas might be really late next year.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Finally got excel 2010 on my work computer! Christmas in January http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/twitter20150116.png\" alt=\"Finally got excel 2010 on my work computer! Christmas in January http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"359\" height=\"357\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Never apologize for a good pivot table. #ThugLife<\/li>\n<li>Half of the skills required to succeed when using MS Excel are founded in understanding how to work around its stupid behaviours.<\/li>\n<li>Finally got excel 2010 on my work computer! Christmas in January<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve never wanted anything more than I&#8217;d like for my work computer to crash right now&#8230; Excel sucks. Being an adult sucks. Suck suck suck ??<\/li>\n<li>I just taught myself how to freeze the top row in Excel. I feel like such a boss right now.<\/li>\n<li>Does anyone know someone who can make a set of data look cool and not like I made a chart in Excel?<\/li>\n<li>When people build an entire excel workbook but it is all done with circular references. ????<\/li>\n<li>Work is sending me to Excel school. Not sure if compliment&#8230;&#8230; or punishment.<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;ve ever felt the need to feel very stupid and small, take a Microsoft Excel test.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t have time for excel charts<\/li>\n<li>Spent half an hour watching youtube videos about how to make graphs on excel ???? and I still can&#8217;t make the graph look the way I want it to<\/li>\n<li>Watching my parents hand draw a chart because they don&#8217;t know how to use excel. Sad times.<\/li>\n<li>I should be in bed, instead I just used Excel to work out that I fall in love, on average, every 2,000 days. #randomfactoid<\/li>\n<li>I be ready to fight at work when someone goes into my excel file and hard codes a number on top of my formula driven number.<\/li>\n<li>I had to use Access, Excel, and Word all at once at work. It makes me appreciate the easy days where I browse Reddit and eat donuts.<\/li>\n<li>We got new mousepads at work. Got the gel rest or whatever. Really throwing me off my excel game.<\/li>\n<li>At work on excel and was in column BK and got really hungry #BurgerKing<\/li>\n<li>I made that joke to a colleague when his pivot table corrupted, but he didn&#8217;t get it. He&#8217;s 22. Kids today<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This week&#8217;s tweets by:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ninjaharlot\/statuses\/555186391911387137\">ninjaharlot<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AUSFestivus\/statuses\/555230945893027840\">AUSFestivus<\/a>, Skooldozer, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reedemilya\/statuses\/555395725614653440\">reedemilya<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JessaNaomi\/statuses\/554650852368334848\">JessaNaomi<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/scottmbeggs\/statuses\/553591435484610562\">scottmbeggs<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MUFCW10\/statuses\/553393184705769472\">MUFCW10<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThriftyYinzr\/statuses\/555459233123434496\">ThriftyYinzr<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lizzy_Nielsen\/statuses\/555433857672314881\">Lizzy_Nielsen<\/a>, CoachCanelo, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/abundanceoftas\/statuses\/555104834597453824\">abundanceoftas<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Karliloves\/statuses\/555419720564748288\">Karliloves<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zenxv\/statuses\/555204329033170944\">zenxv<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itsreallyerin\/statuses\/555167396135047169\">itsreallyerin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlakeMatus\/statuses\/555096870842662912\">BlakeMatus<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mshenrybaby\/statuses\/555047656775372800\">mshenrybaby<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/olly_clifton\/statuses\/554612240209702912\">olly_clifton<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NookHarper\/statuses\/554186098881339392\">NookHarper<\/a><\/p>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t help your parents with their Excel charts, you&#8217;ll never be smart enough to understand those pivot table jokes. 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