{"id":2357,"date":"2015-02-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2357"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:32","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:32","slug":"excel-twitter-20150206","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/02\/06\/excel-twitter-20150206\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150206"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What kind of mother would refuse to help with an Excel chart? In her defence, maybe she had a migraine, or she was busy making charts in Word.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Two things that don't mix; migraine and Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/twitter20150206.png\" alt=\"Two things that don't mix; migraine and Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"356\" height=\"357\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>There is exactly one person on planet earth who will understand any given Excel worksheet; The person who created it.<\/li>\n<li>I deserved a 100 on the assignment bc obvi I know how to change the orientation of an Excel worksheet. ????????<\/li>\n<li>My mom ignored my call and I don&#8217;t know how to make an excel graph ????<\/li>\n<li>There is a lady I know that sends me excel sheets in comic sans. I can&#8217;t understand this workbook if it&#8217;s in comic sans.<\/li>\n<li>Turns out I really enjoy writing complicated Excel formulas. Maybe I don&#8217;t hate math so much after all. (PS&#8230;stupid high school)<\/li>\n<li>How to make an accountant frustrated; Hard code numbers into an Excel spreadsheet with no guidance on how they are calculated #crying<\/li>\n<li>Excel is annoying&#8230;I rather make my own chart from scratch in Word.<\/li>\n<li>Fat most of the time, ordinary parent a lot of the time, nevertheless she could use a pivot table. #myozobituary<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t work with human beings who hard code total amounts in excel files. CAN NOT.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve spent 22 of the last 36 hours at work battling excel. There is not a single part of that statement that makes me happy. #FML<\/li>\n<li>You spin me right round, baby right round, like a pivot table, right round round round #SpreadsheetSongs via @KayleighHancox<\/li>\n<li>Stupid excel and stupid &#8220;not responding&#8221; ??<\/li>\n<li>Magic Mike Excel, a movie about shirtless guys making charts and graphs on their computers. #MagicMikeXXL<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a pivot table whisperer.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t realize how many Gs you use until you accidentally replace every G in your excel workbook with a K<\/li>\n<li>And three days later, I&#8217;ve learned how to label the x-axis on my line chart in years. #smallwins #Excel #ilearnedtoday<\/li>\n<li>How can anyone don&#8217;t know how to use vlookup\/pivot table? Its like the abc of excel&#8230; Takes like only about 5 minutes to learn.<\/li>\n<li>Two things that don&#8217;t mix; #migraine and Excel. #FML<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This week&#8217;s tweets by:<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Scrappy_INFP\/statuses\/563464423424012288\">Scrappy_INFP<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jennleticia\/statuses\/562328843688497152\">jennleticia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itss_alyssa2\/statuses\/561302642723282944\">itss_alyssa2<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/libbasaurus\/statuses\/561220915040509952\">libbasaurus<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/joshuahind\/statuses\/561164008531980291\">joshuahind<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/refulgent\/statuses\/563040010342252544\">refulgent<\/a>, TieshaTalk, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emsimpson77\/statuses\/561112318382063617\">emsimpson77<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itsreallyerin\/statuses\/563374258567393281\">itsreallyerin<\/a>, LucysLibation, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ongoUK\/statuses\/563346125198225408\">ongoUK<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Za_Newman\/statuses\/563307625920868352\">Za_Newman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OneyWan\/statuses\/563370757305421825\">OneyWan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/backlon\/statuses\/563120802036727811\">backlon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Vanooch\/statuses\/561544956758986753\">Vanooch<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/srsanford\/statuses\/561312054208765954\">srsanford<\/a>, wenjtwl, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LeslieBRamey\/statuses\/563073018038321152\">LeslieBRamey<\/a><\/p>\n<p>________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What kind of mother would refuse to help with an Excel chart? 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