{"id":2373,"date":"2015-03-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2373"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:32","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:32","slug":"excel-twitter-20150306","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/03\/06\/excel-twitter-20150306\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150306"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel macros are stressing you out, a lovely bubble chart, or a few minutes of yoga, might help you relax.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I need a vacation from work. And spreadsheets. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/twitter20150306.png\" alt=\"I need a vacation from work. And spreadsheets. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"359\" height=\"359\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Whoever turned off the &#8220;calculate fields automatically&#8221; function in my Excel at work, you&#8217;re dead.<\/li>\n<li>created a clever macro in Excel which managed to wipe out the last half hour&#8217;s work. Idiot.<\/li>\n<li>Proof that I am lame; I audibly cheered after finishing some data analysis in Excel&#8230;but hey, my charts and graphs look awesome. #nerdalert<\/li>\n<li>When your formulas &amp; functions in excel work out ?????? did that!! The excitement!! I knew it was possible. Just had to play with it ?? HIGH?<\/li>\n<li>That moment where you work for an hour on an Excel document &amp; then delete a sheet &#8211; which ruins the entire document. #FML<\/li>\n<li>Watch out code monkeys. I successfully wrote a macro in Excel. Yes, you all can roll your eyes. But this is something I never do right.<\/li>\n<li>Im so stupid when it comes to IT stuff. So stupid that I don&#8217;t even know how to use excel. Life would be so much easier if I was born in 50s<\/li>\n<li>Just said &#8220;damn that&#8217;s a beautiful bubble chart&#8221; and truly meant it. Excelling at Excel over here.<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m pretty bad at Excel. The rows and columns drain my soul. You wouldn\u2019t want me to work in Finance.<\/li>\n<li>Irritating to be having to code in an environment (Excel VBA; don&#8217;t ask, don&#8217;t judge) without source control or a test framework.<\/li>\n<li>Watching my boss scroll through excel looking for something instead of using filters&#8230;. &#8230;is a real hell I&#8217;m living in.<\/li>\n<li>not to mention she wants us to know how to write out excel formulas on paper. how can a college professor not see how stupid that is?<\/li>\n<li>Boss wanted us all to become data scientists, so someone from the finance dept taught us all how to sort columns in ascending order in Excel<\/li>\n<li>Titling this project &#8220;crime statistics and an extra graph showing my stress levels trying to figure out the hell to work excel&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Whenever I see a chart using Excel defaults I get a little chest pain.<\/li>\n<li>Inhale. Excel. Seriously #saidthatatyoga today. I think I need a vacation from work. And spreadsheets.<\/li>\n<li>My life is like this excel worksheet. Don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s a sign I&#8217;ve been staring at it too long or it actually makes sense.<\/li>\n<li>currently watching a webinar to become a pivot table wizard. I am a real nerd now<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By:<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aaronboersma\/statuses\/572862245136297984\">aaronboersma<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dakegra\/statuses\/572369708407779328\">dakegra<\/a>, achicgeek, TiannaKehaulani, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nella22\/statuses\/572107161515532289\">nella22<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jayson_Peterson\/statuses\/572434085617934336\">Jayson_Peterson<\/a>, Lemio91, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HarperStreet\/statuses\/572898991777566720\">HarperStreet<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gracenaces\/statuses\/572605111962238976\">gracenaces<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PeterKretzman\/statuses\/573244834342821888\">PeterKretzman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DCAficionado\/statuses\/573165670655004673\">DCAficionado<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheFinkinator\/statuses\/571346080610328578\">TheFinkinator<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jarnalisht\/statuses\/571244704131469312\">Jarnalisht<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MickSlate\/statuses\/572955355556147200\">MickSlate<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/antoniolocandro\/statuses\/572785556528205824\">antoniolocandro<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Artmindmove\/statuses\/572836048990031872\">Artmindmove<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Joie_DeVivre_\/statuses\/572665062869106688\">Joie_DeVivre_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/danifahs\/statuses\/571342865588203521\">danifahs<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel macros are stressing you out, a lovely bubble chart, or a few minutes of yoga, might help you relax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2372,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2373"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3064,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions\/3064"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}