{"id":2387,"date":"2015-03-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2387"},"modified":"2016-07-27T16:24:44","modified_gmt":"2016-07-27T20:24:44","slug":"excel-twitter-20150313","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/03\/13\/excel-twitter-20150313\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150313"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Swearing at Excel&#8217;s chart wizard doesn&#8217;t usually help, but a new shirt might help you write your first macro. Just don&#8217;t write a macro that hides your entire workbook.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I can no longer tell where I end and the spreadsheet begins http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/twitter20150313.png\" alt=\"I can no longer tell where I end and the spreadsheet begins http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"363\" height=\"363\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>For all the stupid error messages Excel gives, why isn&#8217;t there one to notify you that you have multiple tabs selected when you start typing?<\/li>\n<li>Just wrote my first excel macro ever at work today. And I&#8217;m wearing a new shirt. It&#8217;s a great day!<\/li>\n<li>Hey excel, I know it&#8217;s early but if I can get up early to work you can too. Lock it up.<\/li>\n<li>I can no longer tell where I end and the spreadsheet begins. I am at least 50% pivot table<\/li>\n<li>Thought I was approaching my birthday with calm grace. Then I had a breakdown at work because I thought I&#8217;d forgotten how Excel worked.<\/li>\n<li>Quote of the week; &#8220;No trader is ever going to wait 2 min for a chart to load.&#8221; #excel #problemsolving #algorithms<\/li>\n<li>No matter how complicated a problem is, you can alway convert it in to&#8230; an excel sheet! #work<\/li>\n<li>Today at work I have read two pieces by Plato and opened excel exactly once, to submit an unnecessary timesheet.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so glad I&#8217;m an excel boss (thanks to work training) because I have a wicked pivot table spreadsheet going on for my wedding planning<\/li>\n<li>Excel insisted on including a 100.1% axis label on my system uptime chart. Always the optimist.<\/li>\n<li>I spent four hours, not one not two not three BUT FOUR HOURS OF MY LIFE figuring out how to work Excel so I could do this stupid coursework.<\/li>\n<li>Tonight I figured out how to hide an ENTIRE Excel workbook from yourself, while somehow still having it open. Most terrifying thing.<\/li>\n<li>Finally completed my Excel work! There is a god ?? time to get smashed<\/li>\n<li>Just spent an hour being trained in Excel. Spent a good 10 minutes choosing my pie chart colours.<\/li>\n<li>Urghhhh. When my boyfriend teaches me excel it&#8217;s so easy and then I go to work and forget everything<\/li>\n<li>Tackling the challenge of creating a cumulative bar graph using the Excel wizard by swearing at it. Because, of course, that will work.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know what power pivot is, but if it&#8217;s a pivot table thing, I&#8217;m sure its scary and wonky.<\/li>\n<li>Trying to make bar charts in excel is the worst. This would take less time if I got out some crayons ;P<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/crushspread\/statuses\/576018154494652417\">crushspread<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/betterorwurster\/statuses\/574985655144484864\">betterorwurster<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aylishplease\/statuses\/575267937759707136\">aylishplease<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnalGender\/statuses\/576032747346661376\">AnalGender<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ClaireWithAn_I\/statuses\/575720801707671553\">ClaireWithAn_I<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/joepipip\/statuses\/575472505051213825\">joepipip<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nileshbhojani\/statuses\/574840779719356418\">nileshbhojani<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KirstyTrotter\/statuses\/573519771142090753\">KirstyTrotter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/freednog\/statuses\/575376057529843712\">freednog<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stephsantos29\/statuses\/573308216643330048\">stephsantos29<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/foxeared\/statuses\/575809729705938944\">foxeared<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EdCrawford1\/statuses\/575751749283266560\">EdCrawford1<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pip_wall\/statuses\/573903145677504513\">pip_wall<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/duchesskk\/statuses\/574626006193074176\">duchesskk<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thoroughlygood\/statuses\/574966565143248897\">thoroughlygood<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrunkenGeeBee\/statuses\/576055885895573504\">DrunkenGeeBee<\/a><\/p>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Swearing at Excel&#8217;s chart wizard doesn&#8217;t usually help, but a new shirt might help you write your first macro. 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