{"id":239,"date":"2010-01-13T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/13\/excel-twitters-20100113\/"},"modified":"2010-01-13T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T05:03:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/13\/excel-twitters-20100113\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100113"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought people stayed home on snow days, but apparently in some places just the schools shut down, and people take their kids to the office.<\/p>\n<h3>Dating Tips <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I am dating excel spreadsheets this week. They are fun. Precise. Accurate. And most importantly, quiet. Cheers! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve created an Excel spreadsheet to document all the lovers I&#8217;ve had in my life. I\u2019d like you to be cell A2. IT consultant (M, 34). <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Make Macros <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>When life hands you Excel, make macros. <\/li>\n<li>The biggest enemy of IT specialists is MS Excel. Why? Because every advanced user of it it thinks he can develop programs. <\/li>\n<li>I want to read: Excel 2007 VBA Programming For Dummies by John Walkenbach &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/5qXPFR\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/5qXPFR<\/a><\/li>\n<li>About to start some actual proper Excel dev work, first time in about a year! Good times! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Back at Work <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>School snow day = coworkers bring kids to work day!! Love having little ones at my desk. They seem to enjoy Excel so much more than I do&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>BTW, the Excel crisis was averted late today @ work by someone smarter than me&#8230;yup, I finally found one! \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>I slept in, but to be honest, I wish I was back at work. Even if it meant to my half cube next to a grammar correcting Excel rookie. <\/li>\n<li>Recovering from a serious skirmish between me, an actuary, a product analyst and an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Side of the Brain <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;re wondering whether you favor the left\/right side of your brain, try using Excel, then Photoshop. The answer will manifest itself.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought people stayed home on snow days, but apparently in some places just the schools shut down, and people take their kids to the office. Dating Tips I am dating excel spreadsheets this week. They are fun. Precise. Accurate. And most importantly, quiet. Cheers! I&#8217;ve created an Excel spreadsheet to document all the lovers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/13\/excel-twitters-20100113\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100113&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}