{"id":2393,"date":"2015-03-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2393"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:22","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:22","slug":"excel-twitter-20150320","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/03\/20\/excel-twitter-20150320\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150320"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What would you do, if you had a dollar for every Excel chart that you made? Or have you only made one, and spent the rest of your time formatting it?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"10 seconds to create an Excel chart,  45 minutes to format it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/twitter20150320a.png\" alt=\"10 seconds to create an Excel chart,  45 minutes to format it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"361\" height=\"361\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s a good day when you successfully make a graph using excel without having a mental breakdown<\/li>\n<li>I started an excel sprdsheet the other day. OF MY OWN VOLITION. It wasn&#8217;t even an assignment or work project. #MegGetsSeriouz<\/li>\n<li>This three hour biology lab is being dedicated to making a graph on excel&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; I could be sleeping ??<\/li>\n<li>Pivot table issues must be the epitome of #firstworldproblems<\/li>\n<li>If my boss doesn&#8217;t come to the office it means I don&#8217;t have to do anything on excel. Yay<\/li>\n<li>I stopped work to consider if f4 is the best key in excel today. Is it the weekend yet?<\/li>\n<li>So many numbers. So many charts. So many sheets. So many excel files. Umfff. My head and my neck are heating up, literally. -_-&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>If I had a dollar for every graph I had to make using excel for my bio and chemistry classes, I could pay back my student loans ??????<\/li>\n<li>My boss wants to sit and delete Excel columns with me. Could someone please hammer me into unconsciousness right now?<\/li>\n<li>Never thought I&#8217;d be this excited about making a kick-ass pivot table. Never thought I&#8217;d call a pivot table kick-ass. New job, new thoughts.<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s -5 plus 1? &#8220;Don&#8217;t you work with numbers?&#8221; &#8220;No, I work with Excel. It does the numbers.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Excel graphs aren&#8217;t objectively inferior (except for pie charts) but seeing them in a journal that rejected your manuscript still hurts.<\/li>\n<li>Torturing myself with another day of excel hell. WHY WONT THINGS JUST WORK. *Cries*<\/li>\n<li>A friend is someone who spends Sunday evening helping you with a dumb excel equation\/chart. GR\u00c0CIES<\/li>\n<li>So much love for the Trace Dependents function in Excel right now. Reverse-engineering other people&#8217;s work is LONG.<\/li>\n<li>Today I wrote my first VBA code in excel!! So exciting!<\/li>\n<li>Excel&#8230; Where you spend 10 seconds creating a chart, and 45 minutes trying to figure out how to apply formatting and colors.<\/li>\n<li>I now spend more time with this excel workbook than I do with my coworkers #shutin #unrealisticexpectations #dreamingincells<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/allisonndevivo\/statuses\/577567424142262272\">allisonndevivo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/megcl0ud\/statuses\/577593328075612160\">megcl0ud<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/caseynoonan_5\/statuses\/578538820632731648\">caseynoonan_5<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lulumau84\/statuses\/577960170019528704\">lulumau84<\/a>, IsfacLaffy, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/johnbayesa\/statuses\/577855049746898945\">johnbayesa<\/a>, misterpandabear, LegitIvan, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CrowGirl42\/statuses\/578565932550918144\">CrowGirl42<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bradslavin\/statuses\/577926233389924353\">bradslavin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/argumatronic\/statuses\/577930054195281920\">argumatronic<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heyaudy\/statuses\/577569685010526209\">heyaudy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NiamhPitts\/statuses\/578514715166535681\">NiamhPitts<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Online_Magda\/statuses\/577221739928686593\">Online_Magda<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emmielouli\/statuses\/578225942730051584\">emmielouli<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NicolePerilstei\/statuses\/576117153671172096\">NicolePerilstei<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nthdesign\/statuses\/576564471784742913\">nthdesign<\/a>, TFTBench<\/p>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"10 seconds to create an Excel chart,  45 minutes to format it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/twitter20150320b.png\" alt=\"10 seconds to create an Excel chart,  45 minutes to format it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"370\" height=\"185\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What would you do, if you had a dollar for every Excel chart that you made? 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