{"id":2398,"date":"2015-03-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2398"},"modified":"2015-04-26T14:30:44","modified_gmt":"2015-04-26T18:30:44","slug":"excel-twitter-20150327","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/03\/27\/excel-twitter-20150327\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150327"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How long have you been making Excel charts? Do you still find them maddening? Or are you busy building pivot tables, and writing formulas, on a super slow Mac?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"The hard work is getting clean data http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/twitter20150327a.png\" alt=\"The hard work is getting clean data http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"365\" height=\"365\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I judge people at the office by their ability to use a pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>So now I&#8217;m known as the &#8220;excel queen&#8221; at work&#8230; I mean I would rather be the queen of something cooler but I&#8217;ll take it ??<\/li>\n<li>Spending more time making graphs on excel look pretty then doing the actual work behind them&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>In my new life, I&#8217;ve mostly embraced spreadsheets, pivot tables, knotty budgets, labyrinthine formulas&#8230;but excel charts?! #fittobetied<\/li>\n<li>You can tell a lot about an engineer based on how eloquently they work in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>When you start an Excel course and there is someone in the room who is struggling with opening a workbook. #longdayahead<\/li>\n<li>One excel graph just took me an hour and it still doesn&#8217;t look right. I hate u chem and misleading directions<\/li>\n<li>Today has done me over! If i never use a pivot table again it&#8217;ll be too soon! #busy #placement #business ??????<\/li>\n<li>Types in Youtube: How to make a simple graph in Excel&#8230; &#8216;Cause I don&#8217;t know how<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been making #Excel charts nearly 20 yrs, yet &#8220;Overlap&#8221; and &#8220;Gap width&#8221; are STILL maddening nonsense to me.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I think Microsoft intentionally made Excel work super slow on Macs&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Guys, I successfully made a pivot table and organized a bunch of data. SUCCESS. Human:1, computer:0 #sortof<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t buy a fancy graphics or dashboard solution if you already own excel and don&#8217;t do this already. The hard work is getting clean data.<\/li>\n<li>My mom will not know what hit her when I give her my excel spread sheet with 3D charts and tables explaining my need for a pair of all stars<\/li>\n<li>Having to work in an excel sheet with inconsistently merged cells but without the permission to change them. This is the 10th circle of hell<\/li>\n<li>When you have to debug code that worked perfectly 4 weeks ago and you successfully imported from an excel worksheet and now it&#8217;s like nah<\/li>\n<li>My computer just gave me the BSOD right after I spent an hour setting up this Excel workbook. Do I give up now?<\/li>\n<li>Things I&#8217;ve learned to appreciate since starting work: free food, bathroom breaks, excel formulas<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thomasrafael\/statuses\/579824920579846144\">thomasrafael<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/T_Keyrose07\/statuses\/581111587919904768\">T_Keyrose07<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/R_Fozzle\/statuses\/581040868364288000\">R_Fozzle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vlryan\/statuses\/580905317371932672\">vlryan<\/a>, MikeIngmanson, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tracymarkham\/statuses\/580307281537007616\">tracymarkham<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nikkipedonee\/statuses\/578948038846083072\">nikkipedonee<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HannahGrenfell\/statuses\/581119090057691137\">HannahGrenfell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meggiewegsss\/statuses\/578947225188896768\">meggiewegsss<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dhchait\/statuses\/578726098986479616\">dhchait<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JasonPeck\/statuses\/580797763606192128\">JasonPeck<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kelllyzhou\/statuses\/580811728126025728\">kelllyzhou<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattberan\/statuses\/580401976451665921\">mattberan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LeratoDikhing\/statuses\/579330400927006720\">LeratoDikhing<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MachineDynamics\/statuses\/580366698215260160\">MachineDynamics<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Berneau_Berns\/statuses\/580603883287928833\">Berneau_Berns<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheBrianMarks\/statuses\/580845971493511169\">TheBrianMarks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sherrybearie\/statuses\/580779480039424002\">sherrybearie<\/a><\/p>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How long have you been making Excel charts? 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