{"id":2402,"date":"2015-04-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-10T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2402"},"modified":"2015-04-09T11:56:32","modified_gmt":"2015-04-09T15:56:32","slug":"excel-twitter-20150410","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/04\/10\/excel-twitter-20150410\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150410"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can you build an Excel pie chart in less than 3 hours? Will a pivot table be your cause of death? What are you having for dinner tomorrow?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Most of my life is spent googling Excel formulas http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/twitter20150410a.png\" alt=\"Most of my life is spent googling Excel formulas http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"385\" height=\"385\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>cause of death; &#8220;A Pivot Table report cannot overlap another Pivot Table report&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>C&#8217;mon then Excel, work your nerdy magic #coursework #fml<\/li>\n<li>O heavenly Excel god, celestial custodian of the pivot table, forgive my colleagues; they know not how they pain thee.<\/li>\n<li>Humblebrag of the day; I know the inventor of the pivot table!<\/li>\n<li>My wife is a project manager, basically. Wedding planning? Excel chart. Vacation? Excel chart. Dinner tomorrow? Excel chart.<\/li>\n<li>You guys, I turned my to-do list into a pivot table! &#8211; a glimpse into the life of a media planner<\/li>\n<li>I never want to look at an excel chart ever again. But I still have like 8 more to do. I want to die<\/li>\n<li>Every week my boss realises my excel skills are nowhere near the level I said they were on my CV.<\/li>\n<li>My life has been miserable without the Pivot table. #accountants #knowhow<\/li>\n<li>Thought I was an IT geek yet it&#8217;s taken me about 3 hours to figure out how to make a flipping pie chart on excel ?? #gettingold<\/li>\n<li>I got a 61 in stats in high school, my lowest grade by far. Look at me now! I tweet Excel charts!<\/li>\n<li>The amount of excitment I just received over making a pivot table let me know that childhood is dead<\/li>\n<li>When I create a chart at one end of a large Excel spreadsheet and drag it to the other end through frozen panes, it&#8217;s like using a wormhole.<\/li>\n<li>Most of my life is spent googling @msexcel formulas.. Gotta love #Excel! #boss<\/li>\n<li>@msexcel Why can&#8217;t I filter by color on a Pivot Table? #Outrage<\/li>\n<li>Just spent a good half hour trying to do a basic line chart on excel and failed. Wiping Microsoft Office proficiency off the CV now.<\/li>\n<li>This morning I have learnt how to change the source data in an existing Excel pivot table. Who said my life was dull? Eat your words..<\/li>\n<li>Just awed my boss with my Excel skills. All I did was show him how to remove duplicates. The bar is low.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By:<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/madeIynhayes\/statuses\/582582253894664192\">madeIynhayes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beefy314\/statuses\/583621630552834048\">beefy314<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/crossan_richard\/statuses\/581177664943333377\">crossan_richard<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JanetAronica\/statuses\/585455596238868480\">JanetAronica<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TimothyMalcolm\/statuses\/582727180418863104\">TimothyMalcolm<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hayleynstewart\/statuses\/584053445507723264\">hayleynstewart<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/courtcashmoney\/statuses\/585863656186982401\">courtcashmoney<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/samtaunton\/statuses\/583052433783304192\">samtaunton<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Misschiviouss\/statuses\/585819442933702656\">Misschiviouss<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laurenaljones\/statuses\/582337733814837248\">laurenaljones<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ryanclassic\/statuses\/585288016832233472\">ryanclassic<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ray_Man_\/statuses\/583809595824414720\">Ray_Man_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pastryday\/statuses\/585157732094779393\">pastryday<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/shanp92x\/statuses\/585417350163210240\">shanp92x<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JingleRhymer\/statuses\/585497392792887297\">JingleRhymer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MiroRalston\/statuses\/583594655088046080\">MiroRalston<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ElTele\/statuses\/583210784190283776\">ElTele<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SharingIsErin\/statuses\/585176772834107392\">SharingIsErin<\/a><\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you build an Excel pie chart in less than 3 hours? 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