{"id":2426,"date":"2015-05-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2426"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:33","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20150501","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/05\/01\/excel-twitter-20150501\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150501"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, rock stars use Excel too, but they might have someone else who does the grocery shopping for them. And I&#8217;m not sure if a cranky engineer should have a licence to chart.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Always good to be friends with someone who can work Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/twitter20150501b.png\" alt=\"Always good to be friends with someone who can work Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"415\" height=\"208\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>How to make a pivot table; try every option till it looks like what you want it to look like #protip<\/li>\n<li>can I do a vlookup on a pivot table? Will that be like cracking open the mind of god?<\/li>\n<li>Theoretically, i\u2019m on holiday. Practically, I\u2019m in Starbucks with my work laptop filling endless excel sheets.<\/li>\n<li>He&#8217;s got a provisional licence to drive the &#8216;chart&#8217; function in Excel and that seems to impress his followers.<\/li>\n<li>I hate mind-numbing work. You don&#8217;t employ an engineer to be crunching numbers into excel.<\/li>\n<li>Somebody emailed me a picture of an excel table with a URL in it, how can I send back another URL in an even more awkward fashion? QR code?<\/li>\n<li>There should be a special word for Mondays that include creating a glut of Excel charts.<\/li>\n<li>As I&#8217;m in a band, of course what I&#8217;m doing right now is looking up how to make a gant chart in excel on YouTube #rockstarlyfe #thebiz<\/li>\n<li>What did I learn from excel #course ? I could change my work mates name so every time he puts &#8216;Tom&#8217; in it auto corrects to douche bag ?? #ha<\/li>\n<li>Just used a pivot table to do my food shopping list. Peak excel geekery. #ilovespreadsheets<\/li>\n<li>Yay! I figured out what was causing my code to crash Excel! *\\o\/* I was referencing an object that did not exist. Excel doesn&#8217;t like that.<\/li>\n<li>Time to make another excel chart and feel professional<\/li>\n<li>My boss called and asked if I could come into work ASAP. Reason why? He couldn&#8217;t get his Excel doc. to print gridlines. #oldmanprobs<\/li>\n<li>Riveted by all this Excel work I&#8217;m doing. RIVETED.<\/li>\n<li>Yeah, I occasionally do a little chair dance when #Excel formulas work the way I want them to. What of it?<\/li>\n<li>I work in Excel everyday. It&#8217;s so annoying. I need to either go back to school or get a certificate or something.<\/li>\n<li>Just clicked a hyperlink in Excel. Guess I&#8217;ll make a cuppa and do the crossword while my laptop tries to work out what it&#8217;s to do now.<\/li>\n<li>Always good to be friends with someone who can work Microsoft Excel!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p>serenohhh, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/metalblackbird\/statuses\/593358804114395136\">metalblackbird<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ReGuindi\/statuses\/593692860119121921\">ReGuindi<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DiscePuer\/statuses\/591921587630247937\">DiscePuer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Phil_Gr8ness\/statuses\/591310833407385601\">Phil_Gr8ness<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrPiD\/statuses\/593028484047462401\">DrPiD<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CamdenSerials\/statuses\/592677744326094848\">CamdenSerials<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iambenatwork\/statuses\/591536875820552192\">iambenatwork<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/shaunnaeast\/statuses\/593667626112569344\">shaunnaeast<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hanfrangipane\/statuses\/593385302791737345\">hanfrangipane<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EnasYorl\/statuses\/591348922959994880\">EnasYorl<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kWCryderianXu\/statuses\/591464328814993408\">kWCryderianXu<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/danaascher\/statuses\/593531037885411330\">danaascher<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EvolvingCritic\/statuses\/593806841982951424\">EvolvingCritic<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Zach_Dziura\/statuses\/593420060359729153\">Zach_Dziura<\/a>, SongOfTreasure, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/timhatton\/statuses\/592701332601053184\">timhatton<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DanielleHollyxx\/statuses\/591361828304879617\">DanielleHollyxx<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Always good to be friends with someone who can work Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/twitter20150501a.png\" alt=\"Always good to be friends with someone who can work Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"386\" height=\"386\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>___________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, rock stars use Excel too, but they might have someone else who does the grocery shopping for them. 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