{"id":2431,"date":"2015-05-08T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-08T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2431"},"modified":"2015-05-06T13:14:32","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T17:14:32","slug":"excel-twitter-20150508","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/05\/08\/excel-twitter-20150508\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150508"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you have too many glasses of wine while working on that spreadsheet, you&#8217;ll need to find a pivot bed to crash in. Yes, &#8220;crash&#8221; was a joke \u2013 a bad joke.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"But there\u2019s an Excel chart to prove it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/twitter20150508b.png\" alt=\"But there\u2019s an Excel chart to prove it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"388\" height=\"196\" border=\"0\" \/><\/h3>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Important question for self reflection this evening; can I drink a glass of wine and also work on an excel spreadsheet?<\/li>\n<li>Stop asking for &#8220;Platforms&#8221; and magic charts, use Excel.<\/li>\n<li>let me summarize. &#8220;Your dreams are stupid. Get really good at excel + always keep the cooler full of ice = &#8220;career in music&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Just organising &#8220;Burrito Friday&#8221; at work. Complete with an excel document to track what everyone is having.\u00a0 &lt;3data.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;But there\u2019s an Excel chart to prove it.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>I hate ppl who collect data in Word &amp; then want to hand it off to me to clean up. Work in Excel or Access like an adult.<\/li>\n<li>Whenever I have interviewed a job candidate and they said they were proficient in excel, I asked them to describe a pivot table<\/li>\n<li>I wish people would use excel effectively. It&#8217;s not a cute little grid to enter notes in. It does all your work for you! Basic formulas guys<\/li>\n<li>Helping my son use Excel to make pie charts for his science project. Might be my 3rd proudest day as a dad after 2 kids being born.<\/li>\n<li>Trying to make a pivot table from another pivot table. What am I doing with my life.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know how to make charts in Excel and I think God is punishing me because I skipped Info Tech like 100 times.<\/li>\n<li>5 hours deep into some business statistics. Need to turn this pivot table into a pivot bed. To tired, can&#8217;t joke good.<\/li>\n<li>unbelievable amounts of time are wasted at my work because of people who can\u2019t use Excel and do things the slow way \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>When the engineer races the analytics guru to see if Vba code or vlookup\/cell formulas will be quicker in excel #nerdstatus #macromeister<\/li>\n<li>When you try to do too much in one pivot table that it crashes your laptop&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m copy and pasting tweets into an excel table at work ?? so glad my Ivy League degree is going to good use<\/li>\n<li>I solved that problem by vowing never to work with Excel again. \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>If someone told me how much I\u2019d use Excel at work, I\u2019d have paid way more attention in those classes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nicky36\/statuses\/595735327412756480\">Nicky36<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/l_fedeolivera\/statuses\/595097878860791808\">l_fedeolivera<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nickbunda\/statuses\/595655740997644290\">nickbunda<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/callis1987\/statuses\/595550197398265856\">callis1987<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/loganjohnpaul\/statuses\/595213355201089536\">loganjohnpaul<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DeadlyDiva\/statuses\/595774311560011776\">DeadlyDiva<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RespectedGENlUS\/statuses\/595959692419018752\">RespectedGENlUS<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kbenjii\/statuses\/595621537694261248\">kbenjii<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/diego_lomanto\/statuses\/594622688561332224\">diego_lomanto<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jonray21\/statuses\/595440252879142912\">jonray21<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lizyazvac\/statuses\/595078460055388160\">lizyazvac<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MikeAnthonyP\/statuses\/593976252429672448\">MikeAnthonyP<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/IveGotMyDoubts\/statuses\/595963116774526977\">IveGotMyDoubts<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RustyChampion\/statuses\/593866937677000704\">RustyChampion<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/VDelBene\/statuses\/595728490516881408\">VDelBene<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eSElizabeth\/statuses\/595295323070791683\">eSElizabeth<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SamanthaZeitlin\/statuses\/595261083008376832\">SamanthaZeitlin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itsdevlin\/statuses\/594255957430939650\">itsdevlin<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"But there\u2019s an Excel chart to prove it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/twitter20150508a.png\" alt=\"But there\u2019s an Excel chart to prove it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"388\" height=\"388\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you have too many glasses of wine while working on that spreadsheet, you&#8217;ll need to find a pivot bed to crash in. 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