{"id":2437,"date":"2015-05-15T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-15T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2437"},"modified":"2016-06-17T17:14:27","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T21:14:27","slug":"excel-twitter-20150515","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/05\/15\/excel-twitter-20150515\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150515"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t be an Internet troll, even if you&#8217;re in pivot table hell, or Excel just crashed. You&#8217;ll feel better if you colour code something, or get Becky to do your work.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"How many engineers does it take to format an Excel chart? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/twitter20150515b.png\" alt=\"How many engineers does it take to format an Excel chart? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"380\" height=\"190\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I now know how to do a pivot table. I am wondering if I want to unknow this?<\/li>\n<li>Just enrolled on an all day Excel training course with work because I&#8217;ve been told the catering is excellent<\/li>\n<li>What is it about Excel that makes me want to color code EVERYTHING?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m in pivot table hell. Please send a nice tablecloth, a candle, and a bottle of red. That&#8217;ll make it look better.<\/li>\n<li>That moment you realize the only thing keeping you sane is vlookup and a pivot table #bigdata<\/li>\n<li>a lady asked me do i know how to create a pivot table and all i could think of was if i had enough time to look it up on YouTube.<\/li>\n<li>How many engineers does it take to make Excel format a chart correctly? So far we are up to 3 engineers and two interns.<\/li>\n<li>In my free time at work I troll Internet Forums to find people that need VBA help with MS Excel. I think I&#8217;ve reached Master level Nerd.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m making some fancy stuff work in excel &amp; I&#8217;m not even embarrassed to be excited about this.<\/li>\n<li>Finding an Excel function to do all of your work for you is a great feeling.<\/li>\n<li>Been working on a spreadsheet all day, excel just crashed. No I didn&#8217;t save my work. Cry with me. ??<\/li>\n<li>Making a formula work in Excel can make you feel like a rock star, then you realize it\u2019s basically 9th grade math.<\/li>\n<li>80% of my day is pretending I understand how to use Excel. #work<\/li>\n<li>MS excel won&#8217;t start. It&#8217;s like the universe is telling me not to work.<\/li>\n<li>Apparently today at work is &#8220;oh, hey, Becky knows excel, let&#8217;s ask her to fix ALL THE THINGS&#8221; u__u<\/li>\n<li>The feeling when you realize there was another worksheet in the Excel workbook that you were completely unaware of until now<\/li>\n<li>That special moment when you think you have found an error in Excel pivot table coding then realize; no I&#8217;m just an idiot and caused this.<\/li>\n<li>i could try excel but i feel like thats more work than its worth<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aerojad\/statuses\/596416654948589568\">aerojad<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SarahBrownie\/statuses\/596555711951212544\">SarahBrownie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ravingmadly\/statuses\/597905893724966913\">ravingmadly<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DarryWillis\/statuses\/596227673896132608\">DarryWillis<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/shawnccpr\/statuses\/598577803940929536\">shawnccpr<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tullyfur\/statuses\/598600042237177856\">tullyfur<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ImABaconDonut\/statuses\/598554370444111872\">ImABaconDonut<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnneLouiseM\/statuses\/598499336318771200\">AnneLouiseM<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/The_KMich\/statuses\/598496137608306689\">The_KMich<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GrandVerve\/statuses\/598438262349389824\">GrandVerve<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jerkface_Killah\/statuses\/597843307306328064\">Jerkface_Killah<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/icannotdecide_\/statuses\/597764357234163712\">icannotdecide_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/misteloctober\/statuses\/596360346136350721\">misteloctober<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/flickeringICE\/statuses\/598520750199414784\">flickeringICE<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hriob_Zagel\/statuses\/598832725857071104\">Hriob_Zagel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/manziniyo\/statuses\/598426459762339841\">manziniyo<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"How many engineers does it take to format an Excel chart? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/twitter20150515a.png\" alt=\"How many engineers does it take to format an Excel chart? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"385\" height=\"384\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t be an Internet troll, even if you&#8217;re in pivot table hell, or Excel just crashed. 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