{"id":2443,"date":"2015-05-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2443"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:32","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:32","slug":"excel-twitter-20150522","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/05\/22\/excel-twitter-20150522\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150522"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you too fabulous to work in Excel? Can you build a pivot table without using any adult language?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I'm too fabulous to work in Excel all day http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/twitter20150522b.png\" alt=\"I'm too fabulous to work in Excel all day http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"382\" height=\"191\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Wowsers just did my first pivot table and it worked without using adult language. A FIRST for me!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m doing a GANTT chart in Excel. Living the dream, folks. Send help. Am being coerced.<\/li>\n<li>My work seems out to prove that my claim of &#8216;knowing excel&#8217; was a miserable joke.<\/li>\n<li>If punching numbers into excel at work today doesn&#8217;t make me an adult, I think receiving my 8th parking ticket does. #RealWorld<\/li>\n<li>just changed a $0.0 to look like a $0 in an excel graph without changing the other numbers and i feel like a computer programer now<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s not many things as intimidating as a blank excel worksheet and the freedom to do whatever with it. Ideas rip. ;\/<\/li>\n<li>My boss just explained how to use the &#8216;sum&#8217; function in Excel. I think if someone were raised by wolves in the wild they&#8217;d be like &#8216;duuh&#8217;.<\/li>\n<li>When the interviewer knows you are proficient in excel cause you said the word pivot table<\/li>\n<li>If you deal with Excel. I guess you should save your work every hour.<\/li>\n<li>Code name for Excel was Odyssey. #sems15<\/li>\n<li>My pivot table strategy; Drag the fields around arbitrarily until it resembles something that makes sense.<\/li>\n<li>You know you work to much when you dream about metrics projects and excel spreads ????<\/li>\n<li>Barry Galileo; &#8220;The hallmark of good literature is at least one paragraph explaining how the protagonist uses an Excel pivot table&#8221; #awf15<\/li>\n<li>I have been a professional bureaucrat for 20 years, and I made my first pivot table today. I feel a numbingly boring sense of accomplishment<\/li>\n<li>i color code my excel spreadsheets to seem important<\/li>\n<li>I hate excel! Why the hell do I work in a field that uses excel so much. If I enter one more formula that doesn&#8217;t work today I&#8217;ll lose it<\/li>\n<li>So you can apparently have 64 sort levels within an excel worksheet. How massive is your file to need that many levels!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m too fabulous to work at a desk job &amp; crunch numbers in Excel all day<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/msweeny\/statuses\/601155776334409728\">msweeny<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zola_the_gorgon\/statuses\/600296769101103105\">zola_the_gorgon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sopho_phile\/statuses\/601349257086439426\">sopho_phile<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heytherewolf\/statuses\/601092952954277888\">heytherewolf<\/a>, besthatever, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/blackthorngirl1\/status\/600434681243422720\">blackthorngirl1<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/driftwoodcoon\/statuses\/600301792900030464\">driftwoodcoon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tommyveggies\/statuses\/601059501110857728\">tommyveggies<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wugglersaurus\/statuses\/601317977741398016\">wugglersaurus<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/richpaige\/statuses\/600197602517327872\">richpaige<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chriseng\/statuses\/601073086398636032\">chriseng<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AmandaaLynnP\/statuses\/601366003759652864\">AmandaaLynnP<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/shacklemore\/statuses\/599514553517416448\">shacklemore<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Roninspoon\/statuses\/600792766684143616\">Roninspoon<\/a>, FlatSprite, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kekivill\/status\/601117776892268544\">kekivill<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattygilliam\/status\/600726607884472321\">pattygilliam<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pandaexpress14\/statuses\/601151595548639232\">pandaexpress14<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I'm too fabulous to work in Excel all day http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/twitter20150522a.png\" alt=\"I'm too fabulous to work in Excel all day http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"382\" height=\"382\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you too fabulous to work in Excel? 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