{"id":2456,"date":"2015-06-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2456"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:33","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20150605","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/06\/05\/excel-twitter-20150605\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150605"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Flower arranging is fun, and uses color schemes, just like Excel. However, it might not drive you to drink, or make you want to trade a vital organ.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"It took 3 people to save an Excel file today. This is why I drink. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/twitter20150604b.png\" alt=\"It took 3 people to save an Excel file today. This is why I drink. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"386\" height=\"194\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<p>Boss asking me to be more creative, so I will use two more colours in this excel sheet.<\/p>\n<p>Excel is either so smart or so stupid that you can manipulate it to do whatever you want.<\/p>\n<p>Working on the biggest pivot table known to mankind.<\/p>\n<p>Leading a training at work on how to elaborately color scheme your excel spreadsheets. (JK, it&#8217;s on excel skills.)<\/p>\n<p>I took a flower arranging class in college. Cannot make a pivot table. The wisdom of my choices is not clear.<\/p>\n<p>Just realized that a pivot table is gonna save me literally hours of work and could KISS excel right now.<\/p>\n<p>It is possible (beneficial?) to spend another minute on an excel chart so that it doesn&#8217;t look quite so\u2026 generic. #politas<\/p>\n<p>Gone pivot table mad here in the office. Am thinking raising the stakes to pivot charts!<\/p>\n<p>Listen, boss. If I say no such Excel formula exists, it&#8217;s because NO SUCH FORMULA EXISTS! Now go back to your office and let me work.<\/p>\n<p>Would trade my kidney\/one lung\/or other useful organs to understand charts in Excel #chartrage<\/p>\n<p>Lots of things annoy me, but few things annoy me more than when Excel formulas just decide not to work, even though they should.<\/p>\n<p>When I was little I thought &#8220;work&#8221; was typing random things into excel. Now that I have a real job I know that&#8217;s completely accurate<\/p>\n<p>Someone just caught me using a school calculator to work out values to put into Excel. Passing it off as retro.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I always click no when excel asks me if I want to save&#8230;.the amount of times I&#8217;ve deleted all my work is unreal ??<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m the excel guy at work and I learned to CTRL+S every second. I once lost 8 hours of work and it hurt real bad. ??<\/p>\n<p>Work with me, MSFT Excel. At least one of us needs to be stable.<\/p>\n<p>Five hours of teaching yourself to work in Excel would drive anyone to drink&#8230;.MORE COFFEE. ?<\/p>\n<p>it took three people to save an excel file at work today. THREE! this is why I drink.<\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mihirmodi\/statuses\/604583705407913984\">mihirmodi<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tgarchibald\/statuses\/605355829114638337\">tgarchibald<\/a>, BurtonSays, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NatalieOlivo\/statuses\/606126816919715841\">NatalieOlivo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CakefrBreakfast\/statuses\/606180088892170240\">CakefrBreakfast<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sdohar\/statuses\/606458540790816769\">sdohar<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ne0colonial\/statuses\/605929120782938112\">ne0colonial<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CathDunn\/statuses\/604202218489810944\">CathDunn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TO_wonder_woman\/statuses\/604379131099373569\">TO_wonder_woman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TallPolitical\/statuses\/603989346715344896\">TallPolitical<\/a>, ben_johnston80, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HavinMohrfun\/statuses\/605748504783429634\">HavinMohrfun<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cassiopeia789\/statuses\/605732176689303552\">cassiopeia789<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/16amy\/statuses\/605704111653318656\">16amy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/robokick\/statuses\/605613159953498113\">robokick<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LilBlackRncloud\/statuses\/605384480736411648\">LilBlackRncloud<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/amandalynn1210\/statuses\/604004448411762688\">amandalynn1210<\/a>, nalaird<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"It took 3 people to save an Excel file today. This is why I drink. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/twitter20150604a.png\" alt=\"It took 3 people to save an Excel file today. This is why I drink. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"388\" height=\"388\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flower arranging is fun, and uses color schemes, just like Excel. 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