{"id":2464,"date":"2015-06-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-12T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2464"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:32","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:32","slug":"excel-twitter-20150612","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/06\/12\/excel-twitter-20150612\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150612"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does Clippy know as much as the Internet does? Or is he still trying to talk to the AS\/400?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Wrote a macro to save time. Closed Excel without saving it. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/twitter20150611b.png\" alt=\"Wrote a macro to save time. Closed Excel without saving it. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"386\" height=\"193\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>And last night I used a pivot table to do in about fifteen minutes what I spent a whole weekend doing this time last year.<\/li>\n<li>Wrote a macro to save time. Closed Excel without saving it. #FML<\/li>\n<li>Suddenly wondering what my oldest code still in production is; frightening odds on it being the DLL that let Excel VBA talk to an AS\/400.<\/li>\n<li>Write to classical. Edit to trip hop. Pivot table to punk.<\/li>\n<li>I can honestly say I know how to use Excel. Not just to make charts, using formulas and I can print it out properly. #skill<\/li>\n<li>My boss thinks I&#8217;m a wiz at excel. He couldn&#8217;t do something, asked me to do it &amp; then left. I asked Clippy<\/li>\n<li>Anyone that puts auto zoom into your excel code, take a long hard look at your life.<\/li>\n<li>My life would be so much easier if #MSExcel Pivot Table fields were searchable ??<\/li>\n<li>that moment when your working with Excel trying to fix a chart for an hour and then find the solution in one click! #timeiwillnevergetback<\/li>\n<li>Excel should never win&#8230;unless a pivot table is involved. The internet usually has the answer.<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel is the best argument for the benefits of improving code literacy because a code-literate society would never use Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Also, I found out yesterday I actually do know how to make a pivot table. I&#8217;ve just never known that&#8217;s what I was doing&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I never have and never will understand how to make a chart work in Excel<\/li>\n<li>A pivot table saved my life just now.<\/li>\n<li>Remember, kids; no matter what career path you choose, you&#8217;ll be making excel charts all day<\/li>\n<li>But why is excel not taught in school? And why did I write on my stupid resume that I was competent?<\/li>\n<li>The longer I work in IT the more I realize Excel is the duck tape of the enterprise. #wisdom #agile<\/li>\n<li>Good joke from this weekend; Macs are just as good to work on Excel.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AVWoman\/statuses\/608339912165851137\">AVWoman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gueroguerinche\/statuses\/607030981866876928\">gueroguerinche<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nyergler\/statuses\/608495986231496704\">nyergler<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/joeblancato\/statuses\/608409520797327362\">joeblancato<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RileyFryer\/statuses\/606635236873650176\">RileyFryer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/circusfreak88\/statuses\/609017125181763584\">circusfreak88<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NocturneRose\/statuses\/608216500932120576\">NocturneRose<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NinaKzz\/statuses\/608657222793596928\">NinaKzz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BenHellum\/statuses\/607655813197348864\">BenHellum<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cwdNYC\/statuses\/608332535395958784\">cwdNYC<\/a>, Silmerion, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katrinatdimhcs\/statuses\/606874595656728577\">katrinatdimhcs<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/splendid_alex\/statuses\/606472111192948736\">splendid_alex<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JonathanDankoff\/statuses\/608411230236229632\">JonathanDankoff<\/a>, ZoeShalk, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thebabyroo\/statuses\/607926481491132417\">thebabyroo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eeeThree_ed\/statuses\/608653477829599232\">eeeThree_ed<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Eloi_Casali\/statuses\/607863882938327040\">Eloi_Casali<\/a>,<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Wrote a macro to save time. Closed Excel without saving it. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/twitter20150611a.png\" alt=\"Wrote a macro to save time. Closed Excel without saving it. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"385\" height=\"385\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does Clippy know as much as the Internet does? 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