{"id":2469,"date":"2015-06-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-19T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2469"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:33","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20150619","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/06\/19\/excel-twitter-20150619\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150619"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Excel probably can&#8217;t deliver a child, even if you are singing Tequila. But a pivot table could get you a job, with or without hallucinations.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Office Tip: Randomly print out pie charts to make it look like you're working hard http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/twitter20150618ba.png\" alt=\"Office Tip: Randomly print out pie charts to make it look like you're working hard http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"386\" height=\"193\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>1 hr through the meeting &#8230; we are still searching for the excel sheet #fml<\/li>\n<li>OK, so all I did was change a couple of colours on an excel chart, but that&#8217;s not the point. WONDER WOMAN<\/li>\n<li>Office tip of the day; randomly print out Excel sheets and pie charts to make it look like you&#8217;re working hard.<\/li>\n<li>tried doing today without coffee but my head is pounding and I swear to God I just hallucinated a whole pivot table<\/li>\n<li>That moment when excel asks to save changes after you sent it to the boss&#8230; #gradschoolproblems #yikes #fingerscrossed<\/li>\n<li>My boss just told me not to show off in Excel training class I&#8217;m about to take. #nopromises<\/li>\n<li>Always makes me laugh when I see vlookup in job apps. Suspect it&#8217;s just code for &#8220;moderate knowledge of excel&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Told my new boss I can use excel and I&#8217;ve never once used it in my life.. Can someone teach me plz<\/li>\n<li>That moment when you have to step away from your desk because Microsoft Excel is acting stupid &amp; you don&#8217;t want to destroy your computer<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a pivot table in excel? -I answer- &#8220;You start on Friday.&#8221; #5minuteinterview<\/li>\n<li>Overheard someone at work &#8211; totally out of context &#8211; say &#8220;what are you going to do, take Excel away?&#8221; and my fight or flight kicked in HARD<\/li>\n<li>For the first time ever, I used Excel for something other than school or work. My hunt for a camping site just got real organized, y&#8217;all!<\/li>\n<li>Hoping my soulmate knows his future bride is sitting at work toggling between excel sheets in time to the song &#8220;tequila&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Is it bad if I impress myself with nested if\/and\/vlookup functions in #Excel that actually work upon (almost) 1st attempt? #nerdalicious<\/li>\n<li>Work probs; When you&#8217;re in Excel and you press F1 instead of F2.. those wasted seconds you can never get back.<\/li>\n<li>Last night I dreamt I was using super intricate, intense formulas in Excel to problem solve at work. I think it&#8217;s time for my Co Op to end..<\/li>\n<li>I learned today at work that you can break Microsoft Excel.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve seen excel deliver a child &#8211; work quote of the day.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Eloi_Casali\/statuses\/607863882938327040\">Eloi_Casali<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nb0udiab\/statuses\/611427488883806208\">nb0udiab<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EBMScientist\/statuses\/609298765032390658\">EBMScientist<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambnguyen\/statuses\/611587184450105344\">tambnguyen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fivefifths\/statuses\/611225866148773889\">fivefifths<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MStromberg1\/statuses\/609385409295028225\">MStromberg1<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dvideostor\/statuses\/609072249371566080\">dvideostor<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/UKIPBIackpool\/statuses\/611261570396647424\">UKIPBIackpool<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/paigebarnesx\/statuses\/610485980202713088\">paigebarnesx<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/johnnystorm0\/statuses\/610548971782729728\">johnnystorm0<\/a>, berniceabr, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SpikingWhamos\/statuses\/611537658154778624\">SpikingWhamos<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jocelynmeyer\/statuses\/611341924155453440\">jocelynmeyer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ehmuhley\/statuses\/611233693751988224\">ehmuhley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dsymons\/statuses\/611222208862683137\">dsymons<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Angela_Bonanza\/statuses\/610971698058403840\">Angela_Bonanza<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mccarthythug\/statuses\/610938562436067328\">mccarthythug<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PyroMEL\/statuses\/610509484277022720\">PyroMEL<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drakyndra\/statuses\/609217490455912449\">drakyndra<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Office Tip: Randomly print out pie charts to make it look like you're working hard http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/twitter20150618a.png\" alt=\"Office Tip: Randomly print out pie charts to make it look like you're working hard http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"386\" height=\"386\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel probably can&#8217;t deliver a child, even if you are singing Tequila. 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