{"id":247,"date":"2010-01-22T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/22\/excel-twitters-20100122\/"},"modified":"2010-01-22T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T05:03:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100122","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/22\/excel-twitters-20100122\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Friday, and you made it through another week without yelling at your boss. Well, I hope you did. \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n<p>Some people are suffering though, and they might need a bit of medication, or maybe the best solution is just another Excel spreadsheet.<\/p>\n<h3>Excel Problems <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Oh excel, how I hate that you like to complain about compatibility, but don&#8217;t show me where the problem is. The &quot;Find&quot; link is missing \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>#Excel Tip: If your sheet\/function isn&#8217;t working, never say &quot;It should work.&quot; Ask &quot;What am I doing wrong?&quot; &amp; look until u find the problem <\/li>\n<li>I think the solution to every problem might just be an Excel spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>Problems that Excel can&#8217;t solve <a href=\"http:\/\/sbne.ws\/r\/3D5I\">http:\/\/sbne.ws\/r\/3D5I<\/a> &#8212;Much as I LOVE Excel, nice to know intuition rules! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Send a Doctor <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Do I have Excel&#8230;that&#8217;s like asking as doctor if she has a stethoscope <\/li>\n<li>Sounds like you need an excel spreadsheet. And some meds. <\/li>\n<li>Long weekend in front of Excel and now getting sick. Not a good time thus far. Spreadsheet and I are tied 3-3. In extra time now. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Trying to concentrate on an Excel workbook while doped on muscle relaxants can be tedious. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Excel Wizards <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>The problem I keep running into is people in the office think I am a wizard on the PC, but I know nothing about Excel. <\/li>\n<li>OMG our VP of measurement is an excel GURU. Never thought I&#8217;d sit here so blown away in from of an excel spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>why do i have to be the Excel wiz-kid at work&#8230; ugh they got me formulating spread sheets and everything! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Making the Big Bucks <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Why do CFOs love Excel &amp; hate CRM? Liking the &#8216;salespeople lie at different rates&#8217; comment. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/7Upoxg\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/7Upoxg<\/a> #in <\/li>\n<li>Things I explained to the CFO in the last 10 minutes: how excel works; how the phones work. You can tell who&#8217;s making the big bucks. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll neva understand how some1 can have such a high position in a company &amp; can&#8217;t even perform BASIC operations on an Excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Sent an excel workbook out and raised my voice to my line manager. That&#8217;s enough work for a Friday.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Friday, and you made it through another week without yelling at your boss. Well, I hope you did. \ud83d\ude09 Some people are suffering though, and they might need a bit of medication, or maybe the best solution is just another Excel spreadsheet. Excel Problems Oh excel, how I hate that you like to complain &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/22\/excel-twitters-20100122\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100122&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}