{"id":2475,"date":"2015-06-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2475"},"modified":"2015-06-25T12:19:47","modified_gmt":"2015-06-25T16:19:47","slug":"excel-twitter-20150626","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/06\/26\/excel-twitter-20150626\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150626"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Always save your work if you hear thunder, so you won&#8217;t have another &#8220;Deja screwed&#8221; moment. And if you&#8217;re still in college, spend some time learning how to use Excel. Or how to use Google.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Deja screwed - realizing you forgot to save before Excel crashed http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/twitter20150626b.png\" alt=\"Deja screwed - realizing you forgot to save before Excel crashed http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"400\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8216;Deja screwed&#8217; That moment excel crashes and you realise you&#8217;ve not saved your work<\/li>\n<li>All I do at work is fight with Microsoft Excel<\/li>\n<li>Learned how to create an Excel pivot table, interviewed in a navy suit, and purchased a sander all in the same week. Am I an adult yet?<\/li>\n<li>Praise the Excel gods for all the tutorials and code snippets online. Never could have done it without them!<\/li>\n<li>College classes do not prepare you for work&#8230;.work is Microsoft Excel&#8230;.just Excel and nothing more. Lol.<\/li>\n<li>I thought being proficient at Microsoft excel just meant being able to make 3d pie charts.<\/li>\n<li>Keeping track of the amount of time I waste in Excel because my work computer is crap. At 39 mins so far&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll never be as clever as Krugman. But I know how to change the Excel chart defaults.<\/li>\n<li>How can my pivot table have more numbers than my source file? #conversationsatwork #engineers<\/li>\n<li>We have a whiteboard at work where we count every time we own Excel. Unfortunately, sometimes Excel gets a point. Google too<\/li>\n<li>i made my first pivot table just a few years ago. I cried realizing how I wasted my youth learning SQL GROUP BYs<\/li>\n<li>How to know you work with a bunch of developers: They build an excel formula to determine the best pizza size:amount:price ratios.<\/li>\n<li>My work day; 60% snapchatting, 30% copy and pasting on excel, 10% hiding in the bathroom<\/li>\n<li>Today I buried myself in Excel to dampen my EXTREME excitement for seeing Taylor Swift tomorrow. It did not work.<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t remember how to work excel, it&#8217;s going to be a looooong night and I&#8217;ve got no wine ????#help<\/li>\n<li>If a work computer is having trouble running excel, it&#8217;s probably not a good work computer<\/li>\n<li>So much of work is googling how to do things in excel<\/li>\n<li>Every good cube monkey saves his work on excel after the sound of thunder..thats 101 cube monkey stuff<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/davidwinfield\/statuses\/613365787223556096\">davidwinfield<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_danikeller_\/statuses\/613732670456131584\">_danikeller_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheStephPerez\/statuses\/611696300807995392\">TheStephPerez<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fonticulus\/statuses\/613795155716366336\">fonticulus<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Big_Aus_\/statuses\/613046925755985920\">Big_Aus_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pabdariv\/statuses\/613819543341764609\">pabdariv<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Aint_Trippin90\/statuses\/613740727311441920\">Aint_Trippin90<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/twitscotty\/statuses\/613719890885644288\">twitscotty<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ShelleyHickman\/statuses\/613752684756238336\">ShelleyHickman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mosconml\/statuses\/613898250681217024\">mosconml<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dancow\/statuses\/612018806857175040\">dancow<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aubswhaat\/statuses\/611960536264126464\">aubswhaat<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mr_Scher\/statuses\/613423544836329472\">Mr_Scher<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/charlottexoxo\/statuses\/613392296252411904\">charlottexoxo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheHelenJenkins\/statuses\/613796297112428549\">TheHelenJenkins<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JohnZSays\/statuses\/613097017192108032\">JohnZSays<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JasonVignolo\/statuses\/613734550989090816\">JasonVignolo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/IJoeMcMahonI\/statuses\/613367514345684992\">IJoeMcMahonI<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Deja screwed - realizing you forgot to save before Excel crashed http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/twitter20150626a.png\" alt=\"Deja screwed - realizing you forgot to save before Excel crashed http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"381\" height=\"381\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Always save your work if you hear thunder, so you won&#8217;t have another &#8220;Deja screwed&#8221; moment. And if you&#8217;re still in college, spend some time learning how to use Excel. Or how to use Google.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2474,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2475"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2477,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2475\/revisions\/2477"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}