{"id":249,"date":"2010-01-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/26\/excel-twitters-20100126\/"},"modified":"2021-05-17T11:25:38","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T15:25:38","slug":"excel-twitters-20100126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/26\/excel-twitters-20100126\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100126"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Should you trust a boss who has a spreadsheet that will help you get a girlfriend? I don\u2019t think so, but you\u2019ll have to decide for yourself.<\/p>\n<p>And I like <a title=\"Excel keyboard shortcuts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Excel keyboard shortcuts<\/a> too, but have never made a game out of it.<\/p>\n<h3>Dirty Tricks <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Just handed a report to my boss, he tells me &quot;It looks good, just sexy it up a little&quot;&#8230; I didn&#8217;t know Excel Spreadsheets could be sexy&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>trying to impress my boss with Excel tricks. He knows the hard core stuff, but I know the dirty tricks \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Just taught boss how to work Excel. Either I&#8217;m a genius or I&#8217;ve made my life a bajillion times harder. Only time will tell&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Loves that his boss has a dedicated plan to further grow the company and get me a girlfriend; both involve flowcharts and excel documents&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Worst. Console. Ever. <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Actually. Excel is soothing to me. It&#8217;s like playing a mind teaser game. Challenging but fun. <\/li>\n<li>teacher of excel class says he plays the &quot;how long can i work without grabbing the mouse&quot; game&#8230;.uhhh i guess my life isn&#8217;t THAT boring <\/li>\n<li>sent my wife my 1st-half 2010 video game schedule, in an Excel spreadsheet, sorted by release date. Communication at its finest! <\/li>\n<li>WTF MS? Why can&#8217;t I read my MS Excel 2007 documents on my Xbox 360? WORST. CONSOLE. EVER. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Google Excel <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ve googled my heart out and tried every formula listed, but I can&#8217;t get excel to count how many dates in my sheet fit a given range. <\/li>\n<li>I will have to google how to use Excel again, but everything else is gonna be super easy, just a lot of stuff to do. 335 marks. Woohooooo. <\/li>\n<li>People at work are asking me to do things they are perfectly capable of doing themselves. SPREADSHEETS. How hard can they be? GOOGLE EXCEL! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Trust Issues <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>i don&#8217;t really trust anyone who knows how to use an excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019d like to play games in Excel you can try these <a title=\"Excel bingo cards\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/03\/12\/create-bingo-cards-in-excel\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Excel bingo cards<\/a> or an <a title=\"Excel Concentration game\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/02\/20\/excel-concentration-game\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Excel Concentration game<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Should you trust a boss who has a spreadsheet that will help you get a girlfriend? I don\u2019t think so, but you\u2019ll have to decide for yourself. And I like Excel keyboard shortcuts too, but have never made a game out of it. Dirty Tricks Just handed a report to my boss, he tells me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/26\/excel-twitters-20100126\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100126&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4222,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions\/4222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}