{"id":2491,"date":"2015-07-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2491"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:32","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:32","slug":"excel-twitter-20150717","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/07\/17\/excel-twitter-20150717\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150717"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t have a heart attack if you call Microsoft and they don&#8217;t agree to make Excel work exactly the way you want it to. Stare at your worksheet for a while, and you&#8217;ll feel better.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When in doubt, make an Excel worksheet http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/twitter20150717b1.png\" alt=\"When in doubt, make an Excel worksheet http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"452\" height=\"227\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Yesterday at work what we thought was a bug in Excel 2007 turned out to be a feature.<\/li>\n<li>Small heart attack when you think you lost several days of work in excel&#8230;change sheet, THERE IT IS ;D<\/li>\n<li>Nobody told me that making a pivot table was this hard.<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t believe! I finished #packing without an #excel chart! #proud of me! ;D<\/li>\n<li>when excel hangs because of your code<\/li>\n<li>when u didn&#8217;t even run the code but excel hangs anyway&#8230; ;(<\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheet full of numbers that don&#8217;t work #ihatemyjob<\/li>\n<li>Why was the data operator terrified when his boss asked him to conceal some cells in his excel file? . . Because he was hide-row-phobic.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cMust have 3-5 years experience building data models for analysis.\u201d Translation; You have to be able to make charts in Excel<\/li>\n<li>When you use Excel so much at work that you use it for everything in your personal life &gt;&gt;&gt;<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the point of being able to save chart templates in excel if they never work right, and I have to do it all over again anyways?<\/li>\n<li>When your Excel keyboard commands don&#8217;t work on every other program on your computer<\/li>\n<li>Teaching my dad how to use excel for a new position at work. Never thought I could actually teach him something<\/li>\n<li>Sure. I&#8217;ll just call Microsoft and get them to make excel work that way for you. Hang on a sec.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m still at work, which is terrible, but even worse, I&#8217;m listening to the most painful excel function conversation I have ever heard.<\/li>\n<li>The only productivity I&#8217;m capable of right now is staring at whichever worksheet is open in Excel at the moment<\/li>\n<li>When in doubt, make an excel worksheet<\/li>\n<li>We just got upgraded to Excel 2013 at work and I hate everything.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p>BitherTerry, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Carson_Edwards8\/statuses\/619665281099632640\">Carson_Edwards8<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Yangxiii\/statuses\/619731155839877121\">Yangxiii<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/maylo_me\/statuses\/616963598255030272\">maylo_me<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JabiDeVera\/statuses\/619046316924997632\">JabiDeVera<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imadrianfausto\/statuses\/620078063955505152\">imadrianfausto<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FeeDace04\/statuses\/620622262702600192\">FeeDace04<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Amritorupa\/statuses\/618391300744724480\">Amritorupa<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JayCaruso\/statuses\/617886354651893760\">JayCaruso<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BrizzSchulte\/statuses\/619305041011150848\">BrizzSchulte<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MitchGFish\/statuses\/619213706996662273\">MitchGFish<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nicolewoh\/statuses\/619478750888116225\">nicolewoh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattyiceee_32\/statuses\/619266799935205376\">mattyiceee_32<\/a>, grumpyarchitect, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vcjacobs01\/statuses\/616785967983169536\">vcjacobs01<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meplusmoon\/statuses\/619238390060314624\">meplusmoon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/appifanie\/statuses\/617127105453756416\">appifanie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/IcefoxIX\/statuses\/618055889346555904\">IcefoxIX<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"When in doubt, make an Excel worksheet http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/twitter20150717a.png\" alt=\"When in doubt, make an Excel worksheet http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"431\" height=\"431\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t have a heart attack if you call Microsoft and they don&#8217;t agree to make Excel work exactly the way you want it to. 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