{"id":2506,"date":"2015-08-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-14T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2506"},"modified":"2016-05-20T11:24:56","modified_gmt":"2016-05-20T15:24:56","slug":"excel-twitter-20150814","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/08\/14\/excel-twitter-20150814\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150814"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A big thanks to Bill Jelen (Mr. Excel) who featured my Excel Theatre tweets collection in his latest book, &#8220;<a title=\"Mr. Excel XL \u2013 The 40 Greatest Excel Tips of All Time\" href=\"http:\/\/amzn.com\/1615470409?tag=contextures-20\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mr. Excel XL \u2013 The 40 Greatest Excel Tips of All Time<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Bill sent me an advance copy, and it&#8217;s a beautiful book, packed with great tips, and a nice touch of humour.<\/p>\n<p>The book will be published on September 1, 2015, so <a title=\"pre-order on Amazon now\" href=\"http:\/\/amzn.com\/1615470409?tag=contextures-20\" rel=\"nofollow\">pre-order on Amazon now<\/a>, to ensure that you&#8217;ll get a copy.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Mr. Excel XL \u2013 The 40 Greatest Excel Tips of All Time\" href=\"http:\/\/amzn.com\/1615470409?tag=contextures-20\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Mr. Excel XL \u2013 The 40 Greatest Excel Tips of All Time\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/mrexcelxl40tipsb.png\" alt=\"Mr. Excel XL \u2013 The 40 Greatest Excel Tips of All Time\" width=\"450\" height=\"225\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Fighting words at work: &#8220;You can&#8217;t even make a pivot table&#8221; #WatchEmGetHeated<\/li>\n<li>I like how I opened Excel to make a quick chart for deciding exp curves, and started making it irrelevantly prettier to look at.<\/li>\n<li>How do I make a pivot table? I don&#8217;t have time to try a bunch of stuff and see what works!<\/li>\n<li>I have been trying to print an Excel worksheet for twenty minutes. It is still not working. It is taking all of me not to punch my laptop.<\/li>\n<li>My boss is sending me to an Excel seminar&#8230; she caught on to the lies LOL<\/li>\n<li>Doing a pivot table for beginners demo today and have managed to find a data set for plane sales with game of thrones characters..<\/li>\n<li>Whenever I make a chart in Excel, I feel like I&#8217;ve really let myself go #NerdProblems<\/li>\n<li>our intern just said I&#8217;m &#8220;like a wizard&#8221; in regards to my excel skills. potential tinder profile? cooking, cleaning and vlookups like a boss<\/li>\n<li>Me: hey, let&#8217;s finish our wedding guest list today. Dieter: here&#8217;s a pivot table explaining why everything about this list is wrong.<\/li>\n<li>Yesterday it was 33c at the beach, today it is 38c. Perhaps those of you in an office might wish to start an excel chart?<\/li>\n<li>Someone hid an Excel macro in our price pages that, when activated, clears the entire contents of the workbook. Not sure why that&#8217;s there..<\/li>\n<li>Quote of the day: &#8220;One does not understand a pivot table so much as succumb to it&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>My mouse scroll wheel doesn&#8217;t work. Normally, not a big deal. While working with long Excel charts? Absolute crisis-level problem.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Microsoft Excel has encountered a problem and needs to close&#8221; YEAH I CAN TELL IT&#8217;S CLOSED 5 TIMES ALREADY<\/li>\n<li>Ah, pivot table! How I have missed thy columns and rows. 2 weeks is simply too long to spend apart<\/li>\n<li>if you were an excel workbook you&#8217;d be riddled with circular logic errors. Again, Plato<\/li>\n<li>Wow. Excel can have more than one worksheet? I always wondered what those were for. #spreadsheetsadness<\/li>\n<li>everybody claims they know excel but does anybody really know excel??? this joint is the work of the devil lmao<\/li>\n<li>if it doesn&#8217;t have a pivot table then I&#8217;m not interested<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TreyKramer1\/status\/626817734983036928\">TreyKramer1<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RebelVampire\/status\/630150203157295104\">RebelVampire<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/znmeb\/status\/630579898097233920\">znmeb<\/a>,\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JesssieWoo\/status\/626798421253427201\">JesssieWoo<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lauramclay\/status\/626847545805926400\">lauramclay<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashli_p\/status\/628637431873454080\">ashli_p<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adora\/status\/630056054320144384\">Adora<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AndreTheViking\/status\/628186921450250240\">AndreTheViking<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/askylitchase\/status\/626809904070852608\">askylitchase<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GracefulLillian\/status\/626681039126007808\">GracefulLillian<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlbBizResearch\/status\/631524616427716610\">AlbBizResearch<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rachwurm\/status\/628995343556997120\">rachwurm<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/annateoh\/status\/626711689472282624\">annateoh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/philv84\/status\/629805335545577472\">philv84<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoeGKushner\/status\/631884485802389505\">JoeGKushner<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/carmeezyyy\/status\/631092425705005056\">carmeezyyy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/luptonn\/status\/631562120765788160\">luptonn<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"If it doesn't have a pivot table then I'm not interested http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/twitter20150814a.png\" alt=\"If it doesn't have a pivot table then I'm not interested http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"432\" height=\"432\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A big thanks to Bill Jelen (Mr. Excel) who featured my Excel Theatre tweets collection in his latest book, &#8220;Mr. Excel XL \u2013 The 40 Greatest Excel Tips of All Time&#8220;. Bill sent me an advance copy, and it&#8217;s a beautiful book, packed with great tips, and a nice touch of humour. The book will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/08\/14\/excel-twitter-20150814\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20150814&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2505,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2506"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2789,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506\/revisions\/2789"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}