{"id":251,"date":"2010-01-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/28\/excel-twitters-20100128\/"},"modified":"2021-05-17T11:23:00","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T15:23:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100128","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/28\/excel-twitters-20100128\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100128"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Apple tablet, iPad, was announced yesterday, but what\u2019s the point of buying it if you can\u2019t use Excel? Several tweeters seemed very disappointed after hearing the news.<\/p>\n<p>And wow, I wonder which state only has one Excel guru. It must be one of the small ones, like Rhode Island. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<h3>Apple Tablet <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>great so ipad is a big iphone with excel that costs $30\/month. Where&#8217;s the killer feature? Tethering? TV? please say it&#8217;s TV <\/li>\n<li>Apple tablet will run iPhone OS 4.0. So wont be able to do Power Point, Word or Excel. Mistake? <\/li>\n<li>what&#8217;s a reasonable estimate for amount of people who want to use a non-excel spreadsheet on a tablet? <\/li>\n<li>Hate to show my age and lack of hipness, but if the Apple tablet doesn&#8217;t run Excel, there is no way it&#8217;s replacing my laptop. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Solve Your Problems <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s an excel formula that will solve your problem! (or maybe, the weekend will help) <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t believe I just found about this now: Excel has data analysis! (including ANOVA, t-test, z-test, etc) <\/li>\n<li>Norwegian localized version of Excel functions&#8230;aaargh! Someone should hang for that one <\/li>\n<li>Programming an Excel spreadsheet for work. Will probably be running VLOOKUP procedures in my dreams tonight. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Excel Charmers <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>They call me the excel spreadsheet charmer. <\/li>\n<li>After George said &quot;try to break it,&quot; Nesbit built an Excel spreadsheet 700 lines long &quot;Even in a headwind, this thing performs,&quot; Nesbit <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m beginning to feel quite proud of my Excel skills, so obviously I&#8217;m about to mess something up pretty soon.. <\/li>\n<li>What can I say? It seems that I am the only MS Excel Guru in the state&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Rules of Math <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Have I mentioned how much I hate math, even when Excel is doing all the calculating? Argh. <\/li>\n<li>Why isn&#8217;t Excel following the rules of mathematics. How do I get it to add two cells together then multiply the result with another cell? <\/li>\n<li>:can&#8217;t remember the last time I helped my youngest with her 8th grade math without needing to fire-up MS Excel. #parenting <\/li>\n<li>Any jobs out there that do NOT require math, Excel, college or selling skills? I need to know about them. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>On the Buses <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Man on the bus is on his laptop, doing excel pivot tables! Has he never taken a bus before? He must think it&#8217;s posh, like the train. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________ <\/p>\n<p> P.S. For more information on Excel VLOOKUP formula, please see the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP formula Tutorial<\/a> on the Contextures Website.   <\/p>\n<p>_________________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Apple tablet, iPad, was announced yesterday, but what\u2019s the point of buying it if you can\u2019t use Excel? Several tweeters seemed very disappointed after hearing the news. And wow, I wonder which state only has one Excel guru. It must be one of the small ones, like Rhode Island. \ud83d\ude09 Apple Tablet great so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/28\/excel-twitters-20100128\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100128&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4212,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/4212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}